There was a young boy named Bob. He lived on the seashore in Madagascar. There he played he with the swans and geese on the beach. One day the geese chased Bob because he wouldn't give them last piece of bread. Bob ran and hid behind a rocky outcropping down the beach.
"Hello!" said a voice. Bob shrieked and said in a shaky voice "Okay, okay, stupid geese you can have the bread!! Just take it!" and he held the bread sack out behind him. "Silly human!! I don't want your bread!! I just want to know where you got those awesome platforms!! I'd get some for myself...if I had feet." "IF you had feet???" exclaimed Bob as he turned. "What the hell are you some kind of mermaid or something?? Oh. I guess so...So um, my shoes, yeah, um, I got them at the Gucci outlet in Mozambique. Um, anyway, gotta go now." And Bob ran away.
"Well. That was awfully nice. I mean really. The least he could have done was stay for tea and crackers!" exclaimed Dank-Riel. "Ah, don't worry about it mon. He'll come back. I mean, jeez, you could give him some "jolly good" fishing tips!" said his friend, Sebastian-Elvetta. "Besides, I'm still here, the Jamician British crab. Hmm. I wonder exactly how I got to Madagascar??" Dank-Riel just look at Sebastian-Elvetta like he had lost his mind. Noticing a tide pool beneath his fins, he smacked a fish. "HEY!! Whaddya doin' goin' round whackin fishes in the head like that!! I was asleep already!! Jeez!!" said the offended SPAMFlounder. "Oh, SPAM-ie! Just shut up. Go to that kids house, will you? Take him a lobster or something. And let's see, pick up a coupla oysters while you're at it. I could do with some dinner!" The SPAMFlounder screeched "OYSTERS???!?!?!?!! LOBSTER!?!?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?????????" and then swam off in a hurry before his ex-merfriend got it in his head that Flounder would make a good dinner.
"Great. Well, you're still with me, right Sebastian-Elvetta?? 'Bastian? Uh-oh..." And Dankriel began to sob hysterically for his friends who left him, all because he wanted a little seafood.
