PAST JOKES OF THE WEEK
A mother was putting her little boy to bed. There was a
tremendous storm outside, and they heard thunder rumbling.
"Will you sleep with me Mommy?" the boy asked.
"I'll be right across the hall all night if you need me,"
his mom replied. "But, no, I can't sleep with you. I need
to sleep with daddy."
The child looked sad. Then he said:
"The big sissy!"
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in
the parlor of the girl's house night after night, much to the annoyance
of old man Phelan. One night he couldn"t take any more. Standing at the
top of the stairs, he yelled down, "What's that young fella doin' here
all hours of the night?" "Why, Dad, " said Frances, "Michael was just
telling me everything that's in his heart!" "Well, next time, " roared
Phelan, "just let him tell you what's in his head, and it won't take
half as long!"
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