BBQ
A couple had been married for fifteen years. One afternoon, while
the wife was bending over pulling weeds from the garden, the
husband remarked, "Looks like you've packed on a few pounds!
Your butt looks bigger than the gas grill!" To add insult to
injury, the husband got a yardstick to prove his point.
First he measured the grill and then he measured his wife's
rear end, "Yep, just as I thought!"
By now the wife was incensed and stomped into the house, leaving
the gardening to her husband.
That evening, when they retired to the bedroom, the husband
cuddled up to his wife, and had the nerve to say,
"How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over, her back to him, and gave him the
cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" he asked. She rolled back over, looked him
up and down and said, "You don't really think I'm going to fire
up this big-ass grill for one teeny little weenie, do you??"
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