"NEWS FLASH!"

CHOCOLATE
IS GOOD FOR YOU!
(I Knew it!)



because ...
Chocolate is a Vegetable

Chocolate is derived from cocoa BEANS.

BEAN = VEGETABLE

Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.
Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable
category, and as we all know, beets are a VEGETABLE.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also
contain MILK, which is DAIRY.

So candy bars are a Health Food.

(Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices
and strawberries all count as FRUIT,
so eat as many as you want)




Helpful Hint ~If you've got melted chocolate all
over your hands, then you're eating it too slowly.

~Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in a hot car.
Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

Question: If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate
and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Answer: Of course it is!





In conclusion,chocolate has many preservatives...and
everyone knows that preservatives make you look younger.

So, put "eat chocolate" at the top of your
list of "Things to do Today".
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

And a nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories in one place.
(Now, isn't that handy?)




Just think, if it weren't for chocolate, there would
be no need for control top pantyhose.
An entire garment industry would be devastated!
..You can't let that happen, can you?

~AND REMEMBER~ "STRESSED" spelled backward
is "DESSERTS"





Send this to four chocolate lovers and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the chocolate lovers you know (or ever knew),
and you will lose 10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
(that's why I had to pass this on -- I didn't want to risk it)

OK, OK, ... seriously ...
... you won't lose any weight
(yeah I know- Rats!-lol)
(sure was a nice thought tho huh? ;)

The good news is you won't gain any either.
(no, you can't have it in writing, sorry)

But ...
if you pass this on to a fellow chocaholic
you might give them a
: )



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