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Men are like ... Department Stores Their clothes should always be half off. Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ... Pillows Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy. Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw, they lose interest Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. Men are like.....Laxatives. They can irritate the crap out of you. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like.....Floor tile. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime. Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last. |