The New Serenity Prayer
(this was sent to me by a friend ...sounds right on to me hehe!)
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change ,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept ,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those annoying , shit for
brains , twits I had to kill today because they
pissed me off to no end .
And also , help me be careful of the toes I step on today as
they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow .
Help me to always give 100% at work ...
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays (100%) Total.
And help me to remember that ... When I'm having a bad day ,
And it seems that all the people around me are going
out of their way just to piss me off ,
That it takes 42 facial muscles to frown ,
But only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to
bite me.
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