Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
...Ask your mom.
What is the quickest way to clear out a mens restroom?
...Say, "Nice dick."
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
...When a nymphomaniac tells you,
"Let's just be friends."
Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
...They both feel good but you wonder
who's been there before you.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon,
people are going to think we're nuts.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton balls.
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
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