PickupLineResponses
WOMEN'S RESPONSES TO PICKUP LINES



Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


Man: "I'd go to the ends of th earth for you."
Woman:"How soon can you leave?"


Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman:"No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."


Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman:"Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)


Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."


Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."


Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"


Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"


Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"


Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh, you're so right!.. I want you to leave."


Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman:"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."


Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."


Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"


Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"




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