IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD...


1...All the toilet seats would be nailed down


2...Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out
the married men hiding wedding rings in their pockets


3...Men would get reputations for sleeping around


4...Fewer women would be dieting, because their
'ideal weight standard' would increase by 40lbs.


5...Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity


6...During midlife crisis, men would get the hotflashes,
and women would date the 19yos


7...Men would be judged entirely on their looks,
the women by their accomplishments


8...PMS would be a legitimate defense


9...Women with ice cold hands would give men their
prostate exams


10..All men would would be forced to spend 1mos in PMS mode


11..Men would have to buy Playboy for the articles,
because there'd no pictures


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