10 Top Reasons
to Go to Work Naked
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work
drunk.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add "Exotic Dancer"
to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human
Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on
your tan.
...AND....
(Drum Roll, Please!)....
the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
...ready??
1. Your boss is always yelling at you, "I wanna see your ass
in here by 8:00 AM!
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