+COSTUME PARTY+
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,
"I'm going to a costume party, I want to go
as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not
big enough." So she brings out a bigger one.
He says, "Still not big enough." Snickering to
herself & thinking ya right buddy,
she brings out a huge fig leaf.
He says, "Still not big enough."
She says, "Listen, Ace, if it's that big, why don't
you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a
gasoline pump?"
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