A HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER REMINDS HER CLASS
ABOUT TOMORROWS FINAL EXAM.
SHE TELLS THE CLASS THAT THERE WOULD BE NO EXCUSE
FOR NOT SHOWING UP FOR THE EXAM.
THE ONLY EXCEPTIONS ARE FOR SERIOUS INJURY, ILLNESS,
OR A DEATH IN THE STUDENTS IMMEDIATE FAMILY.
A SMART-ASS JOCK IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM ASKED,
"WHAT ABOUT EXTREME SEXUAL EXHAUSTION??"
THE ENTIRE CLASS DOES ITS BEST TO STIFLE THEIR
LAUGHTER AND SNICKERING.
WHEN SILENCE IS RESTORED,THE TEACHER SMILES
SYMPATHETICALLY AT THE STUDENT, SHAKES HER HEAD,
AND SWEETLY SAYS, "NOT AN EXCUSE. WRITE WITH
YOUR OTHER HAND....."