The Laughing Horse
A man walks into a tavern and sees a jarful of cash
on the bar. He asks the bartender what the jar of
cash is for and the bartender says, "If you can make
my horse laugh, you win the money." So, the man
walks around back of the tavern, whispers in the horses
ear and the horse starts laughing and snorting and
stomping his hooves. The man walks back into the tavern
and takes the jar of cash.
A few weeks later, the same man walks into the tavern
and sees another jar of cash on the bar.
He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and
the bartender says, "My horse hasn't stopped laughing
since you were in here last and if you can make my horse
stop laughing, you win the money."
So the man walks around the back of the tavern and
everyone hears the loudest sobbing and crying coming from
the horse. The man walks up to the bar
and reaches for the jar of cash.
"Hold on a minute, says the bartender. I've gotta know
what you said to that horse."
"Well," says the man, "the first time I came in, I told him
that my dick was bigger than his."
"And the second time?" Asked the bartender.
"Well... I showed him." said the man.
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