Lifesavers Anyone?
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of
first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one
at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry",
"Yellow............... lemon"
"Green.................lime",
"Orange...............orange".
Finally, the professor gave them all white pineapple Lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children
could identify the taste.
"Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out
and yelled, "Everybody spit them out!! - they're assholes!!!"
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