That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter
pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.
At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting.
As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.
The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate
and fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor
asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol, my wife
peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out
of the closet with his hands in the air!"