Revenge is Sweet

A new widow came home from the crematorium with her late
husband's ashes in an urn.
She sat down at the kitchen table and dumped the urn's
contents in front of her.
Slowly she ran her finger through the ashes and said, "Honey,
remember that fur coat you always promised me?
Well, today I sold your sports car and bought myself one".
Still running her finger through the ashes, she continued,
"Honey, remember that cruise you always promised me? Well,
today I cashed in your insurance policy and booked one".
She continued running her finger through the ashes
and said, "And Honey, remember that beachfront condo you
always promised me? Well, I've put an offer in on one
and am selling this run-down house".
Then taking a deep breath she continued...
"And Honey, remember that blow job
I always promised you? Well, here!"

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