~SIGN LANGUAGE~

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage,
they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
when they turn off the lights because they can't see each
other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings,
the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs. "Why dont we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at the night, if you want to have sex with me,
reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right
breast one time."

The husband think this is a great idea and signs back to his wife,
"Great idea. Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and pull my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex,
reach over and pull on my penis fifty times."

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