The Neighbor
A man and his wife were preparing to go out for the evening.
She had just stepped out of the shower and he was shaving.
Suddenly the door bell rang.
"Would you get that?" the husband said. Even though she was
naked with wet hair she pulled a bath robe on and proceeded to
answer the door bell.
Upon opening the door she discovered the next door neighbor
on their doorstep.
He gazed at her a moment and suddenly said "I'll give you $500
to open that robe and let me have a look".
She was somewhat taken aback but upon reflection thought that
it would be an easy way to earn $500 and, while embarrassing,
no one would ever know.
So she spread apart her robe for him to see.
After feasting his eyes on her naked body for several minutes,
he handed her $500 and left.
So, she closed her robe and slammed the door. "Who was
it?" her husband yelled. "
The next door neighbor." she replied. "Did he give you
that $500 he owes me?" asked her husband.
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