Women
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are
without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find
what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide
since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor
the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thin."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on
to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men
here have it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so
the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here
have it short and thick." They still want to do better, and so,
knowing there are still two floors left,
they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here
have it long and thick."
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize
that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are
missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads: "There are no men
here. This floor was built only to prove that there is
no way to please a woman."
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