Things I Have Learned...

These are important things I have learned through out my life...

• The spreading the peas out on your plate trick doesn't work.
• If you need a good friend talk to Erin Sanders.
• A warm puplic pool means there is alot of piss in it.
• If you find out a girl doesn't like you before you ask her out, it hurts less.
• Mike Skender is a slut!
• Friends are the best remedy for sadness.
• If you eat a twinkie, it's propbaly about 20 years old!
• Never argue with Lynn McKenzie - You can't win!
• Nothing lasts forever.
• Kyle K can never have too many shoes.
• Chinese food and alcohol just don't blend.
• I get my greatest ideas when i sleep.
• Never underestimate the power of the handicapped.
• Kyle Bryan is one horny bitch
• What is meant to happen will happen...