~~*MY BODY, THE HAND GRENADE*~~

~*~LYRiCS AVAiLABLE TO:~*~

TURPENTiNE Baby, come down, yeah look you in the eye. Where you gonna go with no place to die? My water breaks like turpentine. I submit a sacrifice. You get to watch, you get to watch, now you get to watch me die. There's my body, and there's my soul, happen in turpentine. I see you stand down - whatever for? Oh you bad man, like it old and raw. No-body knows where the river-baby rides. I see all the sick reflections in your ruby eyes. And I know all you devils by your christian names. AND I KNOW ALL YOU BITCHES BY YOUR CHRISTIAN NAMES. I get to watch, I get to watch, now I get to watch you die. There's my body and there's my soul, happen in turpentine. Back goes in the bed and coot her in. Put your head up over your legs. Count backwards from her thinner in and say "oh, oh wo." Eat the rose and the dirt it grows in. Baby, I don't even know what hole that's supposed to go in. And now you're mad, and snubbing me. It stinks of pee in the junkie tree. You get to watch, you get to watch, now you get to watch me die. There's my body and there's my soul, happen in turpentine. Out goes the bed and coot her in. Put your legs up over your head. I walk into your suicide, your human hoe-down suicide. I cease to exist on the christmas list, I cease to exist in the old disease, I lie right down baby, give it to me. I LIE RIGHT DOWN......

PHONEBiLL SONG (man speaks) She's a bimbo playing on the damn phone.
I could really fuck you up, yeh. Cause I'm a demon buttercup, hey hey! You expect to see the shine? I see the darkness in your eyes. Before I go to sleep - get it away from me. In the demon whore-house eyes. Why d'ya think you look at dykes? You gotta run the phonebill up. Cause I'm a loser buttercup. Before I fall down, baby - I don't know you. Well, I could really suck you in. And you'd never see the light again, no. Gotta run the phonebill up. Cause I'm a loser buttercup. More, I just want more. Baby, I just get bored......

RETARD GiRL Retard girl makes us sick. Her legs are poker with a stick. Well she walks funny - kinda like a pig. Gotta hate that retard girl. See the retard girl walking in the school yard, in the same dress from fourth grade. See the retard girl, cross-eyed in the school yard, looking for the friend she made. Retard girl. Retard girl. The retard girl, yeh, don't forget her face. Her shirt's ruined. Her mother lets her fire. She's sucking dick out in the yard. Well she walks funny - kinda like a pig. Gotta hate that retard girl. Hey, the retard girl's the one for me. She don't think like the others do. See the retard girl squirming in the mud. Throw her in the trash can - see what she does. Retard girl. Retard girl. The retard girl, yeh, don't forget her face. Better ask her mum what you emplode. Well her head's so big it just might explode. And she walks funny - kinda like a pig. Gotta hate that retard girl - HIT HER. See the retard girl staring at the sun. What does she see? See the retard girl stare at everyone. I hope she doesn't see me. Retard girl. Retard girl. The retard girl, yeh, don't forget her face. Retard girl. Retard girl. The retard girl, wo wo wo. Duck your head......

BURN BLACK Now you complain, you say you want the key. OVER MY DEAD BODY, BABY, THAT'S WHERE THEY'LL BE. Forget-me-nots around your neck. You say you remember, baby, you forget. Hey, hey, this much is true. I never trusted you. Hey, hey, this much is true. Now I burn black for you. And I try just to forget. Never - I won't. Never - I won't. Never ever never. Send me things that you can hear. My dumb mouth to your deaf ear. Gushing lump, a violent smear. MY DUMB MOUTH TO YOUR DEAF EAR. Hey, hey, this much is true. I never trusted you. Hey, hey, this much is true. Baby, I burn black for you. No, I won't go down to it. Never - I won't. Ever - I won't. Never - I won't. Never. Crawl - right up the wall. And up the stairs. And down your hole. Now you beg and you want me. Over my dead body, baby, that's where I'll be. Lying back at my disease, while sugar runs from my arteries. Hey, hey, this much is true. I never bothered you. Hey, hey, this much is true. Baby, I burn black for you. And I try just to forget. Never - I won't. Never - I won't. Ever - I won't. NEVER. Starts out like magic. Some sick religion. That ain't no vulture - that's a fucking pigeon. She's got vultures in her hair. The blood and feathers - they're everywhere. You want retreat. Filthy and deep. A dead man. A drunken sleep. And baby there, there is a room. Full of death and whores and truth. Well, I'm waiting. In that room. And I am dying, just for you. It's all whores. It's all pain. It's all disease man. It's all I'm saying. My little cute-ass. My little twin. The way you start, that's well, knife again she said. "I want it now," she said. "I want it now," she said. "I want it now," she said. "I want it now," she said. "I want it now," she said. "I want it now," she said. "I want it now," she said. Now, now, now......

DiCKNAiL Hey daddy. Come over you. Got something for you. Dicknail. She liked it. You know she liked it. Well, she was asking for it. Dicknail. I said, I said "stop". I did what you said. I did what you want. I was a good girl. I was a good girl. I was a good girl. I said, I said no, I said, I said NO!! Hey daddy. One thing's for certain baby - you have my guarentee - YOU WON'T FORGET ME. I said, I said stop. I did what you said. I did what you want. I was a good girl. I was a good girl. I was a good girl. I was a good girl. I said, I said no. I said, I said NO!! Do you remember christmas morning? You know it's real because - well here comes santa clause. Yeh - she liked it. You know she liked it. You. Me claw on your sack. Fall on, on your sack. Claw claw CLAW......

BEAUTiFUL SON You look good in my dress. Oh - get your friends to clean the mess. You look good in my clothes. I can feel you every time to go. My beautiful son. My beautiful son. My beautiful son. My beautiful son. Yeh. No. Yeh. I know. He had ribbons in his hair. And lipstick was everywhere. He looked good in my dress. You look good in my dress. My beautiful son. My beautiful son. My beautiful son. My beautiful son. Yeh. I know, I know. You're barren - like me. You're barren. Yeh - I know. Yeh - I know. My beautiful son. My beautiful son. My beautiful son. My beautiful son......

20 YEARS iN THE DAKOTA She spent 20 years in the Dakota. Every single day was black in the Dakota. Riot girls thinking they'll stop, and you're forever in her debt. Well - I know you haven't saved me, and you haven't saved her yet. She spent 20 years like a virus. They want to burn the witch that's inside us. Well you, you don't fuck with the fabulous four, or you spend the rest of your life picking things up off the floor. She's still alive, but I am sure that all the stars belong to her. A California king-size bed. She's wrapped her bags inside my head. This is the story, this is the story of someones wife. Baby black cools her whole life. (I don't remember, I forget) Oh baby, dry your dirty eyes. My water breaks like turpentine. The beagle burns to be a bride. Your ever lovely suicide. Hey, I. Hey, I. Are they coming for me? Are they coming soon? Hey Jude. Hey Jude. Are they coming for me, Jude Judie, are they coming soon? (I don't remember, I forget). The beagle burns to be a bride. Your dumb but lovely suicide. I don't remember, I forget......

MiSS WORLD (DEMO VERSiON) I am the one you know, i lie and lie and lie. No matter where you go, I try and try and try. I am the girl you know, who lies and lies and lies. I am the girl you know, I lie and lie and lie. I'm miss world. Somebody kill me. Kill me, pills. No-one cares my friend. I'm miss world. Watch me break and watch me burn. No-one can hear me, my friend. Kill girls, watch. I eat ether. Suck me under. Maybe forever, my friend. My friend. My friend. My friend. My friend. I am the girl you know who lies and lies and lies. No matter where you are, I lie, oh why do I? No-one can hear him now - he cries and cries and cries. I am the girl you know who lies and lies and lies.....

SEASON OF THE WiTCH I look out my window. What do you think I see? Thousands of people - staring back at me. It's strange. It's strange. It's strange. It's strange. You gotta pick up every stitch. You gotta pick up every stitch. You gotta pick up every stitch. Hi-e-yi-i-yi-i-yi. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. When I look over my shoulder - what do you think I see? Some old man with no shoulders - staring straight back at me. It's strange. It's strange. It's strange. It's strange. You gotta pick up every stitch. You gotta pick up every stitch. You gotta pick up every stitch. Hi-e-yi-i-yi-i-yi. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. Must be the season of the witch. I am waiting forever and ever and ever and ever.
(Courtney speaks) Thankyou......

DROWN SODA Oh yeah he wants to take you. Take you away from your life. Oh yeah he wants to take you, take you away from your lies. Oh yeah, he wants to take you, take you by the hand. Oh god, just let him rape you. Baby, I think you'll understand. Just you wait till everyone is hooked. Just you wait till everyone is hooked. Just you wait till everyone is hooked. Just you wait till everyone is hooked. Oh yeah, he wants to take you, take you by the hand. Oh baby, let him break you. Then I think you'll understand. Are you gonna sit and watch me? Watch me while I go down? Are you gonna sit and watch me? WATCH ME WHILE I DROWN? Oh god, he wants to take you, take you away from your life. Oh god, he wants to break you, take you away from your life. Oh yeah, he wants to take you, take you by the hand. Oh baby let him break you. Then I think you'll understand. Are you gonna sit and watch me? Watch me while I go down? Shh. Are you gonna sit and watch me? Watch me while I drown? Oh god, he wants to take you, take you away from your life. Oh god, he wants to break you, take you away you away from your life. I sit in the corner and I drink drown soda. I wanna bomb the whole state of Minnasota. Yeah baby, oh! Yeah baby, oh! And its been a while, and I'm real annoyed, I'm gonna fuck the whole state of Illinois. Yeah baby, oh! Oh! That pool of shit has no place to go, I'm gonna fuck the whole state of Ohio. Yeah baby, oh! Yeah baby, oh. She sits on Broadway, with her rattle. She's gonna fuck the whole city of Seattle. Yeah baby, oh! Baby, oh. Baby, oh.
(Courtney speaks in posh voice) Ta!.....

ohk...enough of the charades...

now get the fuck outta here!!!!!

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