Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly her mirror sent it's resignation.
Yo mama is so disesed they use her spit as germ warfare.
Yo mama is so dumb she doesn't know when the war of 1812 was.
Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Rocky Road.
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and squeezed out Skittles!
Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around she straddles the time zones.
Yo mama is so fat that her middle name is DAMN!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she looks at maps and sees people waving.
Yo mama is so fat she's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone directory!
Yo mama is so stupid she's gotta put lipstick on her forehead, so she can make up her mind.
Yo mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice!
Yo mama is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she was a little girl, she needed a tutor to teach her how to scribble.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!!"
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!!
Yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama is so fat when she cuts her leg gravy comes out.
Yo mama is so fat when she needs a bath she goes to Sea World.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears a t-shirt with a H on it a helicopter lands on her.
Yo mama is so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama is so old, she still owes George Washington that quarter she borrowed from him.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so fat she looked at the whole menu at a restaurant and said OK!
Yo mama is so nasty she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang "We are family!"
Yo mama is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Yo mama is so fat when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo mama is so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo mama is so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo mama is so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo mama is so fat her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama is so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama is so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama ia so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo mama is so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Clippers game to get a haircut.
Yo mama is so fat she tripped over Kmart and Walmart and landed on Target.
Yo mama is so ugly yo daddy takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Yo mama is like a postage stamp, you lick it, stick it, and send it away.
Yo mama is like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.
Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
Yo mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.
Yo mama is so stupid I told her that Christmas was right around the corner, so she went to look for it.
Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so poor, she has to call "911" collect.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "To be continued."
Yo mama is so ugly, she could make a blind kid cry.
Yo mama is so fat, she started to skip and made the land of 10,000 lakes.
Yo mama is so fat her lisence plate says "Fat Ass."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Tupac Shaukur is a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks down the street people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a pet store the animals scream, "DON"T BUY ME!"
Yo mama is so poor, her face is printed on a welfare cheque.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's breath is so stinky, when she breathes her teeth duck.
Yo mama is so fat, when she bent over she got charged with possession of crack.
Yo mama is so big she uses redwood trees to pick her teeth.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her red raincoat people yell "Koolaid!"
Yo mama is so poor when her friend stomped out a cigarette she said "Why did you turn off the heat?"
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her house and the cockroaches tripped me over and mugged me.
Yo mama is so fat, I've known her all my life and still haven't seen the other side of her.
Yo mama so fat, she steped on a dollar and got change.
Yo mama is just like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo mama is so ugly. people run away because they think she's Shrek.
Yo mama is so bald, I looked on her head and predicted the future.
Yo mama is so hairy, it looks like she got Buckweed in a head lock.
Yo mama is so fat, she ate Free Willy whole and said "good tuna."
Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama is so fat, I stood on her belly and my ears popped.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks down the street little kids yell, "Hey it's Reptar!"
Yo mama is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks down the street people yell, "Hey, I thought elephants lived in Africa!"
Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection runs away.
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