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You're a shrewd one, Mr.
Gates
You really are a fox,
You're the builder of an empire built on DOS
and BASIC blocks, Mr. Gates,
And the most amazing thing is... the value of
your stocks!
You're a monster, Mr. Gates,
You're Redmond's golden child,
Your
billions wouldn't buy you a more condescending smile, Mr. Gates,
If you set
all your lawyers end-to-end, they'd be longer than the Nile!
You're a fast one, Mr. Gates,
with new projects underway,
You have
all those "innovations" found on Apple's garbage day, Mr. Gates,
Given a
choice between right or wrong, you'd take the one that's bound to pay!
You're a boaster, Mr. Gates,
You're the king of wondrous claims,
You're a high-tech ginsu salesman with your sleazy market games, Mr. Gates,
It's no wonder you're the topic of so many e-mail flames!
You amaze me, Mr. Gates,
With your latest market coup.
You convinced
them all to upgrade, then you dropped the other shoe, Mr. Gates,
Windows 95
is an appealing facade disguising yet another version of you-know-who!
You're a bold one, Mr. Gates,
You're the world's richest schmoe,
Nearly every magazine wants your picture don't you know, Mr. Gates?
The
three words that best describe a strategic corporate upgrade strategy are, and I
quote, "Just say no!"
With apologies to Dr. Seuss
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