THE VIEW
Performed: Tearin' Up My Heart
Let me start by saying Debbie Matenopolis needs to be taken out and shot. She is the talk show answer to Britney Spears and it's quite sickening. Now that I got that out of the way...
Why oh why are they in the same outfit? They remind me of parents who has kids a few years apart and dress them alike. VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE! (ask Joey I think he knows that). Switch it up.
I only really have a few comments concerning the actual performance and such.
Starting with Joey and his 'wind tunnel' hair. He has quickly become Aqua-Net king and reminding me a helluva lot of Johnny Bravo. And when he dropped his mic OMG it was a depends moment.
Was Justin aiming for the sloppy kiss look or was that just huge make-up faux paux?
Chris' ONE dread that had a mind of it's own and stood STRAIGHT up in the air annoyed me to no end. Too much Viagra? He's getting up there in the years ya know! :o)
Awww... cute matching outfits but they are not the SAME outfit. *bravo*
Okay the Bobby voice... I'll give Joey the fact that it's cute. But that actually works? I mean or is it what he falls back on when the line "Hi my name is Joey Fatone and I'm a member of *NSYNC" doesn't work? I swear if any guy came up to me and used the Bobby voice, I'd be forced to laugh directly in his face. Without passing go without collecting $200.
