BRIAN: "They are so much better than us it is scary. How come they get Justin as the cute one and we're stuck with... Nick? I better break away while a solo career is still doable."
KEVIN: "BATHROOM BREAK!"
NICK: "Where ever I go all I ever hear is Justin, Justin, Justin."
AJ: "Why is it that Chris can pull off the title of group freak better than me? Maybe I should buy a joke book."
HOWIE: "Now that JC... he's an attractive fella."
NICK: "If we leave here early... we can be at the local McDonald's in... 10 minutes."
AJ: "What has Joey done with his hair? Talk about circus side show."
KEVIN: "Oh... so THAT is how you pull off a dancing without looking like a bunch of uncoordinated asses. I honestly didn't think it could be done."
NICK: "We're so much better. We're so much better. We're so much better. DAMN! Who am I kidding? No we're not."
KEVIN: "See they put Justin in the back there. Why can't we do that with Nick?"
BRIAN: "Lance equals southern kindness. I'll show him a few things about southern kindness."
NICK: "Why did all the girls make such a quick switch from me to Justin?
KEVIN: "Maybe cause he's better looking, more talented, actually HAS a personality and..."
NICK: "GOT IT! Kevin these are my thoughts what are you doing talking in them?"
KEVIN: "We've been on tour WAY too long!"
HOWIE: "It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you, but when we are apart I feel it too... Why are they singing this song? I Drive Myself Crazy is so much better."
