Author's Notes: Koban-wa minna~! *bows* it's 9:08 PM on a Saturday, I'm bored outta my mind. I should be doing a huge paper on plant and animal cells, but decided writing would be more fun ^^. I read Inu-Yasha fic like this, and I had to write a CCS version of it!! XD Arigatou to Nabbs-chan, who came up with this idea. I'm just spreading it to the CCS fans ^_^ And of course, this fic is dedicated to my proof-readers whom I've been neglecting horribly T-T Take this fic as a peace-offering please I just didn't feel like going on-line these days too lazy -_-;;; So~ gomen Angel-chan, Kero-chan, Jappy-chan, and Lady-Icecubes-chan!! Also to the wonderful person who wrote fan-mail to me~ Lucky-chan! ^o^ Explanation: Important! Read! Okay, this is in a weird format. What I did was, I made it like it's a list of observations made my me and my Observers. We analyzed the reaction of (almost) the entire cast of CCS. The experiment is leaving a Reese's Cup lying around where the characters would find it. Then we write down their response. Simple enough? Okay! On with the fic! ^_^
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~*<How The Cast of CCS Would Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup>*~
Sakura: Picking up Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, Subject squealed excitedly, then ate happily. Subject skipped off. Not much to record on this case. Eriol: Upon discovering the sweet, Subject muttered a complex
spell. Not too much time later, an unwary traveler stumbled across
the free candy. The unsuspecting victim picked it up and bit
it. Victim fell unconscious to the floor. Subject immediately
proceeded to suck out the soul and trap it in decade-long curse,
cackling something about how the most wonderful thing in the
world was unexpected surprises. Observers ran like hell. Kero-chan: Rejoiced quite noticeably and Subject immediately stuffed candy into his mouth. Flew away licking paws thoroughly for all traces of chocolate. Observers thought this ultimately kawaii. ^_^ Suppi-chan: Observed the candy carefully, but instead of eating, Subject decided it would be more enjoyable to torture Kero-chan with the Reese's Cup by eating it in front of his face. Veeerrrryy slowly. Touya: Subject glared menacingly at the Reese's Cup suspiciously (Which looked so damned sexy on him it should be illegal. *drool* ^^;;;) then Subject chose to ignore it completely. Though, not before pitching it in to the nearest garbage can, for a certain kajiuu might be tempted. Observers were compelled to go "Awwww .." at the amount of concern Subject shows for his imouto. ^o^ Yukito: Subject smiled that wonderfully sweet, gorgeous, charming and incredibly adorable smile then proceeded to lift the Reese's Cup with slender long fingers to his full lips then *rest of observation notes smudged with drool* ~_~ Tomoyo: Specimen picked up the Reese's Cup and looked it over carefully, then had a sudden inspiration to design a Reese's-Cup theme skirt for Sakura-chan, complete with the little crinkly frills. Giggling quietly about how it would be perfect because Sakura-chan was even sweeter than candy, rushed back to her mansion. Left Observers sweat-dropping. Meiling: Upon discovery of the sweet, Subject squealed loud enough to have the Observers to cover their ears. Rushed off immediately to bring her newly-found offerings to her cousin, Syaoran-sama. (With whom she doesn't have the slightest chance with! *koff* Just for the info folks Sorries ~_~ Actually, Meiling is pretty nice later on in the anime, she adds to the comedy of the show and plays match-maker with Tomoyo-chan in the 2nd movie I sorta like Meiling ^_^) Sonomi: Looked at Reese's Cup hard for a moment. Then Subject started to tear up quite visibly, reminiscing about her long-lost Nadeshiko who had loved candy so. Walked off murmuring something about a baka professor taking her beloved Nadeshiko away from her. Sniffling, called up her body-guards to take her home in her latest sports model vehicle. Naoko: Noticed candy, but Subject remembered legends about people who had been cursed by merely biting into candy. Ignored the Reese's cup dutifully, and walked away, muttering to herself about all the different ghost stories she had heard concerning chocolate. Chiharu: Subject was happily about to eat the candy, when Takashi-kun popped up unexpected, with yet another insane myth. Wordlessly, subject bopped her boyfriend on the head and finished off the candy quickly before he could come up with any more stories. Rika: Subject found candy, then decided to give the candy to her sensei. (a.k.a. her fiancé ^^;;) Observers thought it strange how a 4th grader was engaged to her teacher, who was more than twice her age. Also thought that it was even stranger how the grown man actually blushed around his 10 year old fiancé. (BTW, isn't that illegal? Ah, well they do make a pretty cute couple @_@) Kaho: Subject had already predicted long ago that a crazy fan-fic writer would come up with this absurd idea. Subject smiled knowingly at the nearby bush hiding our Observers and passed by. Therefore leaving Observers thoroughly creeped out and rather scared. ^^;;; Fujitaka: Tucking the chocolate in his bag, Subject started on his way home, deciding to serve it for dessert as an addition to his pudding. On his way home, he thought about how pleased his daughter would be and how Sakura-chan was becoming like her mother everyday, including her love for sweets. (Aww ^o^) Nadeshiko: Observers knew this was rather impossible, because Subject is dead, so using advanced machinery from headquarters (my house ^^;;) that are too sophisticated to even mention, traveled back in time. Subject was walking home from school and spotted the chocolate quickly. Squealing in a way that rather resembled Sakura-chan's, rushed towards the Reese's cup and tripped on a raised side-walk tile. Promptly got back up and happily stuffed the candy in mouth. Observers came back sweat-dropping and still pondering how someone who's that beautiful and is a model can be that clumsy. Takashi: Picking up the Reese's Cup, Subject decided to find someone to give it to, so he could tell them the legend of illegal chocolate eating in the Eastern part of ancient Europe while they ate. Smiling widely, with his eyes still in thin slits, Subject walked off happily to find a gullible person.
Fin.
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So? How did you like it? Even a little teeny weensy bit funny? ^^ I hope so! (and I also hope my proof-readers has forgiven me at least a little bit ^^;;;) If this fic made you crack even the tiniest smile, write to me please! I'd love love love love to hear from you!! =D All E-mails go to CardCptorCherry@hotmail.com minna! Thank you for reading~ Ja until we meet again! ^_^ *bows*
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