How Many Matchmakers Does One Couple Need?
By: KireiRei/Rio
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me! They are the wonderful creations of CLAMP. So don't sue me. I have no money anyway.

Prologue

(Four friends are gathered around the TV watching the American version of Card Captor Sakura.)
Rio: (screaming at the TV) When will they get it right? It's Card Captor Sakura not Card Captors! And you just don't start on the eighth episode!
Hoshina: (sweat dropping) Rio...
Akari: (shakes her head) And I thought I was bad.
Hikaru: (to Rio) Will you shut up? Li is trying to talk!
Rio: His name is not Li! It's Syaoran!
Hikaru: Oh geez... (Rolls her eyes.)
Akari: Man...those two are never going to get together. (Watching the screen.)
Hoshina: They make such a cute couple too.
Hikaru: WHAT? Don't say that about my Li!
Rio: (blows up) His name is SYAORAN! And he's too young for you anyway!
Hikaru: Nothing can stand in the way of true love!
Rio: What love? He's an anime character!
(Hikaru shuts up)
Akari: I bet I could set them up together.
Rio: (snorts a laugh) Yeah right. I could do a better job than you!
Hoshina: Neither of you can. I'd be much better at the job.
Hikaru: All of you are novices! I would be a shoo-in to get those two together! For I am the goddess of LOVE!!
Akari: (whispers to Rio) What do you think?
Rio: (raises an eyebrow) What do I think? I think she's absolutely crazy.
(Hikaru glares at them)
Hikaru: I bet you that I can get those two together in a jiffy.
Rio: I accept that bet...what about you Akari?
Akari: I'm in, and you Hoshina?
Hoshina: Let the games begin.
Rio: Wait, wait...when one of us wins...what do we get?
Hoshina: All the books I want for a month.
Akari: The whole set of Fushigi Yuugi.
Hikaru: Li Syaoran.
Rio: Baka! (Bonks her on the head) You can't do that! We're the ones setting Sakura and Syaoran together!
Hikaru: (grumbling) Fine, fine. I want a boyfriend, so you guys'll have to set me up with someone.
Rio: All the shoujo manga I want!
All: Deal!