darn... stupid... coconuts keep on hitting me... stupid... and call me
the one and only coconutgrl! ... this name... annoys me to death...

DISCLAIMER: i do not own cardcaptors from clamp!!

Mysteries (Chapter 2)

~In Sakura's house~

Sakura: OK, now tell us what happened.
Meilin: Yeah!
Tomoyo: Well, this dark figure appeared suddenly and put everyone to
sleep. Syaoran-kun was still awake because he had magic. Kero came and
woke me up. I filmed the whole thing!
Sakura: ^_^!
Tomoyo: Well, Syaoran-kun was fighting with the dark figure but he had no
chance against him.
Meilin: What about the blood on the table?
Tomoyo: Well, Syaoran-kun got big cuts on his back and legs. I tried to
get near him to aid him but the dark figure saw me and Kero and took
Syaoran-kun with him saying, 'Cerberus, it's been a long time. I'll take
the little wolf for now. Until you give me the Card Mistress, stuffed
animal!' then Kero bit him! HARD!
Sakura: What happened to Kero?
Tomoyo: I really don't know. He just disappeared!
Sakura: What?!
Tomoyo: That's right! D-I-S-S-A-P-E-A-R-E-D!
Sakura: We have to save Syaoran-kun!
Meilin: Yeah, and I know where the hideout of these guys might be!
Sakura: Where?
Meilin: The temple!
Sakura: Let's go!
Tomoyo: I'm gonna record this one!

~A very weird place~

Syaoran: Mmm...
Setsu: He's awake!
Atashi: So the Little wolf is awake.
Syaoran: Hey! At least don't call me Little wolf! I hate that! I have a
name and it's--
Atashi: Xiaolang?
Syaoran: Well, call me Syaoran instead of that!
Setsu: Chill out! *pours bucket of water on syaoran*
Syaoran: Dripping wet...
Atashi: We could have fun with him, until the Card Mistress comes.
Syaora: WHAT?!
Setsu: Our plan is to use you as a hostage and trade your life with the
Card Mistress so she could hand over the Clow Cards!
Atashi: You... You just blurted out the whole plan.
Setsu: Whoops!
Atashi: Humph. Doesn't matter.
Syaoran: ?? Hu--
Setsu: Don't butt in Little wolf!
Syaoran: Must... Kill... That... Girl...! ^_^#
Atashi: Hey, just to make it fun, how 'bout you know what, huh.
Setsu: Kay! Minijigifijimigi yut yut!
(To pronounce that, say mi ni ji gi fi gi mi gi yut yut)
Syaoran: ??
Setsu: Itsumonihakenomisukofini jut jut!
(To pronounce that, say it su mo ni ha ke no mi su ko fi ni jut jut)
Syaoran: !!
Atashi: Heh.
Setsu:
Hakeyukiuniponiqetasulivikinomikasumonilikajikokenosumipikolunimotsukoni
pip pip!
(To pronounce that, say ha ke yu ki uni po ni qe ta su li vi ki no mi ka
su mo ni li ka ji ko ke no su mi pi ko lu ni mo tsu ko ni pip pip. That
was long!) Manipulate!
Syaoran: ...
Setsu: It works! It works!
Atashi: Setsu, tell him to kill the Card Mistress no matter what with no
suspiciousness of anyone.
Setsu: Kay! Hey, Wolf boy!
Syaoran: ...
Setsu: Do what he just said!
Syaoran: Yes mam'
Setsu: I love doing things like this!
~Kero~: *in a tiny voice behind the wall a.k.a. spying* This is not good!
They're gonna use the brat as bait to lure in Sakura-chan! Gotta tell
Yue!
Sakura: Stop!!
~Kero~: Too late...
Tomoyo: Nice entrance!
Meilin: And let go of Syaoran-kun!
Setsu: Wolf, attack them and kill!
Syaoran: ...
*Tries to attack Sakura-chan but misses*
Sakura: Syaoran-kun?
Meilin: Syaoran-kun!
Syaoran: My mission is to kill the Card Mistress. Move! I'll kill you too
Meilin-chan if you don't.
Meilin: Syaoran-kun?
Sakura: Kill... Me?
Setsu: He's my little pet now so run while you can because no one can
break my manipulating spell!
Atashi: Heh. Even if he fails, I'll kill them.
Sakura: Who... Are... You!!
Setsu: I'm Setsuro Shin! Call me Setsu-sama!
Atashi: I am Atashiro Honoko. Call me Atashi-sama.
Sakura: WHOEVER YOU ARE RETURN SYAORAN!! AND I REFUSE TO CALL YOU
MASTER!!
Sasaki: Why should we? Fine, but why do you care of this Chinese brat?
Sakura: Because...
Atashi: You are the Card Mistress. I knew you'd follow your dear partner.
Sakura: Hoe?
Sasaki: *sighs* Even when he's surprised, he has no emotion. I don't even
know if he's even surprised.
Sakura: How'd he find out?
Atashi: I'm a genius that's what. You want him, you come and get him.
Sakura: Hoe...
Sasaki: It just gets worse if you resist to fight us.
Atashi: Shut up Sasaki.

Tomoyo: Next time, Sakura-chan battles the mysterious figures and loses.
Than they all die in the hands of the mysterious and evil Setsu and
Atashi! Oh well, next time on Cardcaptor Tomoyo (Mysteries Chapter 3)!
Coconutgrl: Actually, next time:
Sakura: OK OK! Just shut up!
Setsu: And than we'll have a tea party, than play with dolls, and than
we'll finish it off the day with another episode of Barney!
Syaoran: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kero: Too harsh coconutgrl! Make it more harsh! HAHAHAHAHA!
Syaoran: You stupid stuffed animal!!
Kero: What?!
Tomoyo: You're worse off than me!
Coconutgrl: W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-H-A-T?!

AUTHOR'S NOTES: ow... i have a staple stuck on my finger... And don't ask
about the spell thingie. i just put one letter with a vowel.
11-12-00 Sunday
9:30 PM ET