*Why I Love Greg Proops*

• He's got the funkiest hair!


• He's got the funkiest glasses!


• Gawd, he's got the sexiest voice!


• Cuz of the way he makes fun of Clive


• He was in Star Wars: Phantom Menace!


• Man, does he look hot in a suit


• He's wide, but not painful <g>


• He's also longer than he is wide


• Boy Howdy! He makes one helluva Viagra boy!


• He's like one big captain teddy bear... Dontcha just wanna hug 'im?


• He makes everything look sophisticated, even acting like a hamster...


• His big wide, happy smile


• Cuz of the way he likes to put reference to  teletubbies


• Cuz he'd make a really cool action figure, he's probably what Ken would REALLY look like, in real life


• Did I mention he has cool glasses?