Helen is the pinnacle of pretty, any person will say
Helen doesn't date just any downtown boy
This handsome football hero can attest
He has tried to seduce the sensual Helen, with no success
Gifts to court Helen included candy and cards
These token were tossed aside or in the trash
Nothing could help the handsome hero with Helen's heart
Is she too beautiful or benevolent for the Big-Man-On-Campus?
One night a nice, nerdy boy naturally approached Helen
The football player figured the nerd's fate would be failure
Much to his surprise, the sultry Helen was seduced
The football player was perplexed by her pick
Perhaps he had to be bolder
So he asked for a double-shot
Then looked over his shoulder,
And saw a girl who was hot!
