So you wanna be a Waysider?

What I look for in a hosted story:

NO PORN! it's illegal in certain countries and I just don't think it's classy
COPS-Capitalization, Organisation, Punctuation, Spelling. You ndon;'t have to be pefrect god knows I'm not, but I don't want a mess!
The little extras - a brief summary, rating, etc
HTML!!!! everybody offers tutorials in it. Go to angelfire, yahoo/geocites, chickpages, gurlpages, etc. They all teach it!

Smack it all together and mail me.