A Deep Dark Secret About The Kool Aid Man

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Kool Aid Man, Well Into His Hippy Days.

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What Happened:As a hippy in 1967. He was High on angel dust and had sexual intercourse with a swan.
Year It Happened: 1967
Years Since He Has Done it Last: 32 yrs.
What The Nation Has to Say:We frown on this sort of stuff but since it only happened once we forgive him, JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!