:: Be The Freak Your Room-Mate Writes Home About ::

1.Never speak to your roommate directly.
If you need to ask or tell him/her something, go to another room and call him/her on the phone.

2. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards.
Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes.
Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing,
get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore."

3. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day.
Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup.
When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate,
"I was curious."

4. Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room.
Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room.
Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans."
Eat them, smiling at your roommate.

5.Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her,
"Don't worry little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."

6. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home.
Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.

7.Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it.
After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell,
"I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door.
Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.

8. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night.
While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

9.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room.
Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

10. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate,
"Okay, your turn."

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