"Oh, The Backstreet Boys" I joked flipping through the Rolling Stone magazine at the checkout. My friend Blonde smiled at me.
"I'm dating the tall one" She pointed out. I had to admit he looked like he had a nice body with his pants around his ankles. It was just weird.
"He seems, pissed" I mumbled.
"Well, Kevin never smiles" Blonde replied. I gave her a funny look.
"All u do is be an idiot and ur trying to tell me UR dating this Backstreet Boy?" I questioned. Blonde smiled.
"I went on AOL and I found him" Blonde replied.
"U know how many weirdoes are out there? How many impersonators there are?" I asked.
"Yeah, well, Kevin told me to go to ticketmaster today and I'd find two tickets waiting for me for their next show" Blonde exclaimed.
"OK,Blonde, I think I'll have to see this for myself to believe you" I hissed.
"Sure, whatever, why do u care anyway?" Blonde exclaimed, checking out.
"Well, that Brian guy looked good enough to eat with his pants pulled down" I responded.
"Is that what u think about ALL the time?" Blonde asked.
"No, Only MOST of the time" I joked. We grabbed are groceries and left.
~~~~~~~~~4pm That Night~~~~~~~~~~~
Our friends Andrea, Angela, and Katie had heard about Blonde's Backstreet experience the minute I got home and called them. I told them to meet us at ticketmaster to show Blonde how pathetic she really was. Blonde picked me up and we drove to ticketmaster.
"U do understand that guy was just fooling with you?" I asked.
"No, Kevy loves me" Blonde replied.
"I'm sure he does" I joked. Blonde pulled up to ticketmaster and saw Angela standing on the curb.
"Why is she here?" Blonde snapped.
"I have NO idea" I replied innocently. Blonde looked at me.
"Trader" Blonde joked.
"Hey Guys" Angela exclaimed. Blonde got out and walked toward the door to see Andrea and Katie waiting.
"How did they know also?" Blonde questioned.
"ANGELA" I pointed out. Angela smirked and walked toward the window.
"I'm here to pick up tickets for a Ms. Blonde Morris" Angela requested.
"Here you go" The lady replied handing her an envelop. I froze. Blonde smiled and took the envelop from Angela.
"Told Ya" Blonde joked. Angela grabbed it back. She ripped it open and pulled out ONE backstage pass.
"Well, now we know what Kevin wants from Blonde" I joked. Blonde glared at me.
"Shut Up" Blonde yelled. Blonde grabbed Andrea hand and started to pull her down a hall.
"Where R we going?" Andrea demanded.
"Well, this pass is for an Orlando concert" Blonde replied.
"So? UR point is?" I asked.
"We're driving to Orlando" Blonde exclaimed.
"HOLD UP, we? U only have one ticket why would we want to go with U?" Katie asked.
"Well, I bet I can get more passes when we get down there" Blonde hinted.
"Some of us do have jobs" Angela replied.
"Then don't come" Blonde replied with a smirk. I walked over to Blonde and Katie soon followed me. Angela just stood there.
"Fine, lets go rent a van" Angela gave in. A week later we all met with our stuff at rent-a-car in Milwaukee, WI.
"I'm most likely going to be fired" I exclaimed. Blonde threw her CD's in the driver's side and I jumped in shotgun. Angela, Katie and Andrea grabbed the 3 other seats in the back.
"Hey, this has a TV" Angela pointed out. She turned it on and switched to MTV.
"Here is the world premiere that EVERYONE has waited for-The Backstreet Boys: Show Me The Meaning" Carson yelled over the screams. When the video was over Katie tried to explain it to Blonde, who was pissed she missed it.
"Shut Up, I'll watch it tomorrow" Blonde cut Katie's explanation off. I popped in the German BSB CD and started "Nobody but U".
"Ain't nobody but u" Blonde and I sang. No one else knew it. For 5 more hours we drove stopping once or twice for bathroom breaks and food. We pulled into a Howard Johnson in Kentucky and fell asleep quickly. I was awoke the next morning to a maid yelling at us to get out, checkout was at 11am and it was noon. I opened my eyes and saw that Andrea,Angela,and I were the only ones left sleeping. We got our bags packed and in the car and went to look for Katie and Blonde. They were eating the free Howard Johnson breakfast and looking at the rolling stone article.
"Hey, do u guys want to get to Florida or not?" I asked. Blonde and Katie jumped up and we got in the car. Angela jumped in shotgun this time and I drove. Blonde didn't want to miss the video this time! About 5pm that night we had entered Florida's border. Angela took over driving at 4 so I was sleeping in back. Katie woke me up.
"I think we took a wrong turn" Katie mumbled. Andrea looked out and saw the farms go by.
"Are we even IN Florida?" I asked.
"Shut up, the sign said highway F back there" Angela exclaimed. I looked at the map.
"And what did u do when u got to F?" I questioned.
"I went straight, then I turned on C" Angela replied.
"U were supposed to turn on F and go straight on C" I yelled. Angela slammed on the brakes and looked around.
"Maybe if we go straight they'll be another gas station" Angela mumbled looking at the totally full gas tank. 3 hours later we had hit empty and were sitting in the dark next to a golf course.
"God I hate u" I mumbled looking at Blonde.
"Hey I didn't turn on F" Blonde exclaimed.
"We wouldn't be here if u hadn't talked us into coming" Angela complained.
"I wouldn't have listen to either of u if I got out and walked, so guess what, I am" I yelled. I grabbed a flashlight keychain and jumped out of the van.
"Be careful" Katie yelled. I looked back and started to walk. 20 minutes later I came to a huge, mansion like house. I was pretty muddy by then and I knew my hair looked terrible-believe me, the least of my worries.
"Excuse me, miss" An officer asked.
"Hello, thank God, could I please use a phone?" I asked. The gate was still closed and the man smiled at me.
"Mr. Littrell is tired, no fans today" The officer exclaimed. Littrell, I thought, I heard the name before.
"My car broke down along the road, can I please use a phone?" I cried. The officer opened the gate and in a few minutes I was up at the house. The door opened and a man stood there.
"Thank You so much" I yelled running toward him. He had a cordless phone in his hand.
"First you tell me how you arrived in the middle of nowhere and then you get the phone" The man instructed. The girls had been in the car for 20 minutes, they could stay a couple minutes more.
"Well, my friend got a backstage pass from a Backstreet Boy she met on the Internet. Then my other friend got lost and I walked here" I explained.
"You say a Backstreet Boy gave it to your friend?" He asked.
"Yes" I replied.
"I think that is impossible for the fact that" The man stopped.
"That what?" I asked. He smiled at me. I saw he had the phone just hanging in his hand so I grabbed it away.
"HA" I yelled. I started to dial when I remembered I had no one to call.
"Which Backstreet Boy was it?" The man questioned.
"I don't see why you care, but if you must know, Kevin something" I replied.
"My name's Brian Littrell" He exclaimed.
"I'm Nikky, wait a second, your the Backstreet Boy" I exclaimed. "You look different with your pants on"
"Well..." Brian blushed. I smiled.
"OK, who can I call?" I asked. Brian took the phone from me.
"I think I should call my cousin" Brian demanded. I shrugged and fell on his couch. It was leather and since I was tired, I fell asleep.
"NICOLE" Angela screamed. I turned my head and saw her next to me.
"What time is it?" I asked.
"Time for you to get off my 10,000 dollar couch" Brian joked. I looked up to see Andrea and Blonde eating pizza.
"You fell asleep and you looked so cute with your butt in the air I just couldn't wake you" Brian exclaimed.
"She always sleeps like that" Angela exclaimed.
"Not always" I whined. Brian smiled and looked at me for a few seconds.
"What?" I snapped.
"Nothing" Brian mumbled. He shook his head and walked over to Blonde.
"That pass you have is fake, I hate to tell you that, but it's the truth" Brian explained. "Kevin is computer illiterate, he couldn't have been on the Internet with my help"
"We came all the way down here for nothing" Katie cried. Suddenly a door opened and Nick Carter walked in.
"Hey Frick, I thought we were going to play a game" Nick whined. Katie smiled.
"I was, then these beautiful women came here, so I thought, Frack our women" Brian joked.
"Frack" Nick replied. Brian smirked.
"Nope, I picked the women" Brian replied. Nick walked over to the bar type thing to get a drink of water. Katie was standing near it and got him a glass.
"Thanks" Nick exclaimed staring at her. Kevin and AJ came into the house a few minutes later.
"Which one am I dating B-Rok?" Kevin questioned.
"Your dating the blonde in the corner" Brian replied.
"Really, I had no idea" Kevin joked. He smiled at her, thanking whoever it was that had pretended to be him.
"Hey" Kevin introduced himself.
"Hey yourself" Blonde replied. AJ walked over to Andrea and grabbed some pizza.
"Mind if I eat this?" AJ asked.
"Yes" Andrea replied.
"Too late now" AJ exclaimed taking a BIG bite. Andrea rolled her eyes and walked by blonde.
"Since we ruined your trip, I think we should take you out" Kevin suggested.
"That sounds good" I replied. Brian caught my eye and smiled at me. I was really happy that Angela had made a wrong turn.
"Hey, We can do that, but we need to stop by my place" Nick exclaimed. Kevin had his toyota so AJ, Andrea, and Blonde went with him. Brian had his BMW so Angela and I went with him and Katie and Nick went in Nick's prowler.
"I've never been here in my life" Angela exclaimed. Brian smiled.
"No way, EVERYONE has came to Florida once in there life" Brian exclaimed.
"Trust me, she's not lying" I laughed. Angela looked at me and smiled.
"He's Hot" Angela mouthed.
"He's mine" I mouthed back. Soon we were at Nick's house. I looked at my clothes and saw they were still muddy. Nick smiled at me.
"You can borrow some of BJ's clothes" Nick explained. I ran upstairs and knew I was lost. I heard Brian coming upstairs.
"UM, which one is BJ's room" I asked.
"Right Here" Brian replied. He led me to the end of the hall and into a bright yellow room. He opened the closet and clothes fell on him.
"See, anything you'd like is here" Brian instructed. I picked out a short skirt and a tight black shirt. Brian went to use the bathroom and I changed. I turned around and heard the door open and Brian step out.
"Oh Shit, I'm sorry" Brian yelled. I turned and sighed.
"This damn zipper is stuck, could you help?" I asked. Brian slid his hand under the zipper and tried to get it up.
"It's stuck pretty bad" Brian gulped. I grabbed a dress and changed into that. Then made him zipper it up.
"Thanks" I exclaimed going to do my hair. Brian picked out some shoes and gave them to me.
"Brian, I'm wearing a black dress, you gave me red shoes" I laughed. I bent down to get some black ones. Brian watched me bend down. I felt his eyes on me so I stood back up.
~~~~~~~~MEANWHILE~~~~~~~~~~
"It's so beautiful here" Blonde exclaimed. Kevin came up behind her.
"Yeah, you are" Kevin replied. Blonde blushed.
"I meant the ocean" Blonde responded.
"How did u get the name Blonde anyway?" Kevin question.
"Because I used to be stupid" Blonde smiled.
"Used to be? jeez, you fooled me" Kevin joked. Blonde leaned toward him and pressed her lips on his. Kevin was stunned at first but then leaned into her. Blonde slid her hands to his belt and started to tug on it.
"I can't do this" Kevin exclaimed.
"Why?" Blonde whined.
"I have to date you for awhile before we can, ya know" Kevin exclaimed.
"Your one of those rare gentlemen aren't you?" Blonde questioned.
"Yes, is that bad?" Kevin asked. Blonde pressed Kevin up against a tree.
"Bad for you" Blonde said coyly. Kevin watched her leave and took a breath. ~~~~~~~~~~~~IN THE HOUSE~~~~~~~~~~
"Your family is so cute" Katie explained.
"To you maybe" Nick replied.
"I think Aaron is adorable" Katie squealed. She was looking at pictures of his family that he had in the living room. Nick pulled off his shirt and looked for the one he wanted to change into, only to see it sitting next to Katie. He didnt like his body, so he ran into the other room.
"Nick?" Katie asked. She shrugged and looked at some other pics. Brian and I were walking downstairs when Nick ran past me.
"OH, HOT" I yelled. Nick looked down and ran faster.
"What's his problem?" I asked Brian.
"He's like one of those models, he thinks he's fat when he isn't that bad" Brian replied.
"I'll say" I joked. Brian laughed and ran upstairs after Nick.
~~~~~~~~~In Nick's Room~~~~~~~~~
"Frack?" Brian asked.
"Yeah Frick" Nick replied.
"What's wrong?" Brian questioned.
"I was having a REALLY good conversation with Katie, when I couldn't find my shirt" Nick explained.
"What the hell were you doing with your shirt off in the first place?" Brian yelled.
"Changing" Nick replied. Brian nodded his head.
"Well, Nikky thinks you have a great body, which pisses me off alot" Brian joked.
"Some women can't resist" Nick joked making his muscles bulge.
"You better watch it" Brian yelled. Nick pulled on another shirt and ran downstairs with Nick on his tail.
~~~~~~~~~~~~OUTSIDE~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey Angela" Kevin beamed.
"Hey Kevin, whats wrong?" Angela asked.
"It's Blonde, I like her, but, she's moving really fast" Kevin explained.
"Your 27 and a 22 year old is moving too fast?" Angela asked.
"Yeah, pathetic isn't it?" Kevin replied.
"No, not really, Blonde has, a problem" Angela exclaimed.
"What?" Kevin questioned.
"She has a dirty mind and she uses men" Angela lied. Kevin looked at Angela. That would explain her aggresiveness Kevin thought.
"No Way, she didn't do anything to show it" Kevin told Angela.
"Fine, don't believe me" Angela replied. Kevin looked back to see Blonde sitting on the sand. For a brief second he was going to walk by her, then he followed Angela inside.
"Why do you have that weird look on your face?" I asked Angela as she came inside.
"No reason" Angela replied quickly.
"Have you guys seen Andrea or AJ" Katie questioned coming into the Kitchen where Angela and I were.
"No, but AJ told me he was going to McDonalds" Angela explained. Nick and Brian ran into the kitchen and a few seconds later Blonde came inside.
"Well, lets go get a bite to eat, shall we?" Nick asked. Katie nodded. Kevin grabbed Angela hand and pulled her into his car before Blonde could gt there. He drove away and Blonde jumped into Brian's BMW.
~~~~~~~AT MCDONALDS-Where we Decided To eat~~~~~~~
"Brian, drop me off while you go through the drive-thru, I need to take a potty break" I explained.
"Potty?" Blonde asked.
"Shove It" I yelled closing the door. I ran into the bathroom. I turned on the faucet hearing weird noises coming from a stall.
"Hello? Are you ok in there?" I asked knocking. The door flew open and AJ walked out followed by Andrea.
"AJ was just helping me get my, um, ring I dropped in the toliet" Andrea lied.
"Yeah, I bet" I mumbled.