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Rockaway Park NY 14 August 2000, John Davis Collins, editor
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The Rockaway Park Philosophical Society was formed by three friends in 1971. Its mission is to spead the true philosophy expressed in the Fullosia. The Society says it exaults the mundane and ridicules the exalted in conformance with the teachings of Rene Chateau Briand who scorned philosophers who prattle about life but don't know how to act in a dime store." The Society encourages and promotes American culure and a new national language American Standard Jive. Read more about The Society
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    RPPS Dog Days of August 2000 Edition

  • Unprovoked Police Assault on Demonstrators at Republican convention

    Flashing baton twirling police meet peaceful demonstrators at the Republican convention with teargas cannisters. The cause for the protests were not disclosed by the Establishment Press. Inside the convention Presidential candidate Junior Busch lauding the police offencive promised peace and security in a new Busch administration. Wits added, the peace of Waco and the security of Ruby ridge.

    President Clinton applauded the Establishment Press for its "responsible journalism" in reporting the ever more frequent resort to police violence in the political forum.

  • Leveling the Hill

    Hill's quest to be Madam of the Big House is scuttling on the rocks. An unknown republican from level Long Island now crests the Hill by a full seven points. "No Hill Here" bumper-stickers have sprouted up all over the sandy shorelines.

  • Bubba Bill Reminisces

    While Hill's support seems to come mostly from G-men surrounding her, the President apologized to the American people for having lost touch with them when he turned the White House into a cat-house.see below

  • Angelfire Rule Change

    Angelfire.com has announced that images from its sites may not be linked on other servers. Where an images link is established to another site, including other Lycos.com servers, the message image hosted by Angelfire.com will appear.

  • Canada Archives Inditer.com

    Bill Loeppky the witty, hard hitting editor of the Internet's leading literary Ezine THE INDITER previously named Prince Regent of the RPPS in Canada and beleaguered philosopher of 1999 and who was granted the high and extraordinary degree Doctor of Fullosophical Studies announced that the Bibliotek Nationale du Canada has compled its archiving of Inditer.com. You may visit the archived Inditer at http://collection.nlc-bnc.ca/100/201/300/inditer/latest/default.htm

    The Inditer and Dr Bill live up to the societal command to exalt the mundane and demystify the sublime.

  • In this issue
    This is of course the RPPS Dog Days of Summer issue. August is the month when the beauties of high summer come to a stand still for a moment, a time for reflection.

    1. Don Grant Deman: The Canadian O'Henry

      Literature seizes a moment of real life and sends it into a new universe. Literature is not real life, but from time to time the search for the fantastic sits in a yawing gap between fiction and reality. As nature abbors inbalance, a correction must be made.

      Up in Canada on the pages of the nationally recognised Inditer.com Press, a quiet revolution is underway against the stock and formula stories in search of a praise for real life. The Leader is the Inditer's editor Bill Loeppkey and Don Grant Deman, its premier ecrivian.

      In the Safe Cracker, we see what many cops I have met or cross-examined mights privately call a good "cop-to-crook" relationship. Perhaps in some parts of the United States, we could set the cops and the crooks in difference dialiects. But in others, the cop might sit along side the crook whittling.

      While there is a chase scene in the opening paragraph, in Safe Cracker, most crooks like the retiring safecracker peacefully surrender to police. . The major accomplishment of Safe Cracker is its expression of the magic of real life. The cop-to-crook rapport and that grudging humanism which moves the cop to allow the crook to retire in peace or in pieces makes Safecracker worthy of comparisson to the father of the short story form O'Henry (the American William Sidney Porter).

      Most of my criminal clients by the bye were more like the Safecracker than any body you'd find in TV. Few ever raised a fist in anger; most surrendered to the police peacefully, and a great majority rendered confessions.

      Every once in a while a correction must be made to make literature expressive of real life. In Knight of te Pistle (Ben Jonson, if memeory serve me) "the audience" rebels against the stock Knight-in-shining armor story, the high speed police chasse of the Shakesperian age and calls upon the author to write a story about themselves.

      O'Henry (WS Porter) emerged in Father Knickerbocker's New York with that same principle: literature such reflect life not reinvent it. O'Henry rebelled against the High Victorian melodrama set in the upper middle class drawing rooms where wives and husbands "did" each other for insurance proceeds or fantastic inheritances. Instead O'Henry wrote of the cop on the beat, the little boy who missed school, the town drunk, people you might meet on the street.

      Will Grant and the Inditer head the next revolution in literature as O'Henry and the New York Sun did a century ago?

      We certainly encourage to do so and hope Grant will perserve. O'Henry himself spent many hours in Madison Park watching the sparrows on his way to fame.

      Read Safe Cracker now on Inditer.com

      With typical modesty Don Grant Deman replies: To be the Canadian Chocolate bar or to just have the muchies!

    2. Lisa Marie Brennan

      In the spirit of reflection, Lisa Marie Brennan, 23, has a new 30 page chapbook of poetry for sale titled, "Poems From The Heart." The book was just published this month by, "The Plowman Publishing," in Canada. The book is 30 pages and contains some of Lisa's newer poems on life, relationships, and the loss of loved ones. To order Lisa's book please send $8.00 to: Lisa Marie Brennan, 160 Magnolia Street, Ukiah, Ca 95482 or e-mail her for more info at: lisa@saber.net Lisa is a poet, songwriter, and has just finished a novel. Her first book of poetry, "Read Me A Poem," was published last year. It was 82 pages and has sold many copies. It is also available for $12.00 at the same address above.

    3. Loeppky v Munson

      The pause for reflection reaches the fundamentals of democratic order.

      While Hill has been fighting an up-Hill battle for her quest to be madam of the big house, the pages of Inditer have been filled with the debate over American Democracy with its definite election days against Canadian parliamentary democracy. The fur flies as Bill Loeppky the beloved editor of Inditer has locked horns with American writer Kimit Munson of the LA Times in a debate over the merits of the two systems.

      visit The Inditer.com

    4. Editors Choice: THE RPPS Salutes the Dogs

      The Dog Days of Summer

      This is the RPPS Dog Days Edition and as we hit the dog days of august the RPPS has gone to the dogs dedicating this issue to them. The Rockaway Park Philosophical Society as the only such Society which appoints Societal Hounds for their intrinsic Philosophical worth from time to time discourses on the sociological value of canine companionship.

      Dogs come in all sizes and shapes from the tea cup poodle to the great dane. And in America the standard family unit includes two kids and a dog, sometimes a wife too.

      As Fathers (and Mothers) of their country, the First Family at the White House has been famed for its dogs. Fallah (fellow) FDR's scrappy terrier had his own press corps and press secretary. And the country has been generally more loyal to the First Dog than its master. On the FDR memorial, you got it, there is Fallah standing faithfully at attention right next to wheel chair bound Roosevelt.

      Didn't FDR's successor, Harry Truman, say if you wanted a friend in Washington go buy a dog?

      And The White House dog controls a powerful public following for the President. When LBJ picked up his twin beagles by their ears, a greater national outcry followed than witnessed in the protests against the Vietnam War.

      The White House Dog can make or break Presidents. Nixon's dog Checkers may have saved the Chief's career temporarily.

      Even with a loyal following in the press and public, the White House dog may never bite the hand that feeds Ronald Reagan's Golden Retriever was retired to the ranch ahead of the president when he started eating his master's jelly beans. "Goldie" who stood tall in the saddle with the master to survive both political crisis and messing much of the White House carpets found his career cut short when he challenged the Chief Jelly Beaner.

      Sadly the long line of White House dogs has come to an end. Millie served as the last White House Dog as the loyal canine companion to the short lived Bush administration. When Millie was voted out with her boss, the White House became a cat house for President Clinton prefers the feline.

      Will there be a new White House Dog?

      Hopefully the new President will restore the canine community to its rightful place. What animal would Pat-Robertson look alike George Bush Jr or Albert Gore with his Snidley Whiplash charm or long-shot Pat Buchanan bring to the White House?

      I don't know. But we won't be sad to see the White House turned over to the dogs.

  • In The Zines

    1. Gunvor Skogsholm: Poetry Form

      Gunvor Skogsholm, MA gave the Poetry Forum's Golden Award to JD Collins poem in short story forum Time Passages.

      A short version of Time Passages appears in The Inditer on Line Press.

      Poetry Forum/Short Stories Bi Monthly 5713 Larchmount Dr, Erie PA 16509

    2. PTP Pubs:Perry Terrell

      Perry Terrell the recipient of the RPPS Beleaguered Philosopher Award in 1996 when several months of jury duty forced PTP to suspend operations wishes reports no August birthdays.

    3. Iconoclast:Phil Wagner

      Phil Wagner of The Iconoclast writes that The Iconoclast has begun paying writers a token amount per word. This doesn't mean you can look through your rejection slips and recycle old junk. Phill hopes that renumeration will bring better writers.

      Phil does not believe in the world of Bill Gates. snail mail address:
      1675 Amazon Road Mohegan Lake NY 10547-1804
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      Mel Gibson

      The Patriot
      Fresh from playing the Scottish rebel William Wallace, Mel Gibson joins the American revolution with a vengeance in the Patriot.

      Patriot Counter Attacks

      In the most violent attack on America since British hired the crew of the Alabama, the British have dismissed the movie the epic movie The Patriot as Hollywood propaganda.

      Read The Patriot Counter Attacks

  • The Fullosia


    From The FULLOSIA

    RPPS FULLOSIA Dictionary

    1. Media Event
      An event whose importance is created by the media.

    2. Media Non-event
      An event willed into insignificance by media inattention.
      see Ostrich Effect in Fullosia Dictionary

    3. Media Circus
      An event whose significance is only the media attention itself.

    read Fullosia Dictionary



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