The Incessant Ramblings of Ase

story of really hot boy who's going to marry poookie

• Holidays and hovercrafts: I was on vacation in cape cod last week, it was nice. I went to a beach one day (actually i went to the beach everyday, but this one day was special). It was this cool beach with a really big sand dune you have to walk down to get to the beach, it's called cahoon hallow, and it has a bar called the beach comber at the top. why is this special you ask? it's special because i was walking towards the beach and at the top of the big dune was this rad dude. he was super punked out. haha i'm weird. he had a red mohawk, and combat boots up to his knees, and tight jeans and a leather jacket, and he was walking along the beach, it was so ironic. because everyone else there is in bathing suits, and there's this dude with combat boots. i took five pictures of him, i hope they come out. my mom told me i should go ask to have my picture taken with him, but i was like no mom that's dumb you are stupid and i hate you forever. only i didn't say that cause my mom would have yelled at me, and i don't like getting yelled at. but anyways i'll make poookie put a picture up when i get them back. and if you're that dude, hello let's be friends, pleease?
• corny conversations and gooshy telegraphs: today i went to see planet of the apes with butch and poookie, it's a long movie, but thats' not what i'm writing about. i'm writing about our adventure in a certain store in a certain mall that sells
• dustbowl 2001: Well we went to warped tour saturday. it rocked. i enjoyed myself, even though pookie almost got myself and our other body, (let's call her shamika) killed, and boogy nearly died too. how did poookie almost kill us you ask? well the ataris were gonna play soon, and myself and shamika were with poookie and she said
• suprises and trolley cars: well today around 6:30, (cause my dad was home from work and had already gone swimming) i recieved a phone call, i won a home security system. how'd i win a home security system you ask? well when butch, poookie and myself went to the mall (the popples incident) some guys asked us to fill out forms for some contest, to help them out or something, so being the nice gals we are, we did. and i won. first time in my life i've won anything (well except that poem thing in the times union, i wrote a great poem about my mommy, got five bucks outta it.) but my parents aren't crazy about the idea, my dog actually takes offense, she thinks i want to replace her with some technology crap..(bonnie if you read this i dont ok girl?) that's right, my dog's name is bonnie....her predecesor was barney, corny isn't it. i think bonnie is the same dog as barney, just she's a girl. i mean like barney's mind is in bonnie reincarnation man. they do the same things, both rather unintelligent dogs, but i love em. and it's weird, cause bonnie was born around the time barney died, creepy i know.
• watchbands and flavored water: Well folks, i was watching abc at 2:30 in the morning today (ok ok it was 2:20, you got me) and what's there a story on the news about?? the guy and his giant pussy! i swear to god, they talked to the guy. sorry to break it to you all, but the cat's really not that big, the guy just sent the picture to his daughter as a joke, bummer huh? well the cat's name is jumper (once i had a hamster named jumpy, she got out of her cage one night when i went to a baseball game, my mom found her in a potty seat, cause my sister was potty training at the time, it was funny). and though it's not as huge as pictured, it is big for a cat. and the original picture was called "gian mutant cat," but isn't giant pussy more fun to say? i think so. so you're all laughing at me now huh? why? i bet there are a lot of people who watch the news at 2:20 in the morning, on a black and white tv with five channels that they bought for five dollars at a church, while coloring in a scooby doo coloring book (it's the cool kind with the stickers you put in specific places, the picture i colored has thelma's face, or is it velma? or am i totally wrong?) well it's now 2:34 according to my computer, so night all.

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