My name is Sarah, and I was born on the TWENTY FIFTH day of OCTOBER. All perfectly evil people are born on the 25th day of the month and one day before or one after means your just a smidge away from being special. Right. SO, Liz has long toes. I like safety pins. Nothing is funner than safety pins. If you stick them into your tongue it hurts but after a while your tongue gets these mad big calluses on them and it's all good. Then you can prick yourself with a safety pin in the tongue and not even feel it. I really like socks. Socks are fun, and they have numerous uses. You could put a sock on any part of your body if you think about it. As for me, I'm double jointed in eight of my finger things. Thumbs dont count. I can pop my shoulder out of it's socket, and make a sketchy noise with it, but I try not to do that a lot cause it might fall off someday, I do not know. I have two legs and two arms and hazel eyes. I like 70's gameshows and 80's cartoons, especially X-MEN! (that might be a 90's one) X-MEN are the best, especially Rogue, since I am Rogue. OH and Mere? BATMAN IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SUPERMAN. ask anyone who knows their super hero stuff. I really like my tongue. I know it sounds really dirty, but I do. I can do cool stuff with my tongue. Like fold it into three thingys and roll it. I like to lick stuff with my tongue too, like the floor and bowling shoes, and other people too. Another thing I like about my tongue is how it never seems to stay in my mouth for very long. It just keeps popping out. ALL THE TIME. I've licked a lot of people, and if I haven't licked you, you let me know.

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