New Zodiac Meanings

New Zodiac Meanings

Aquarius Jan.21
Feb.19 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal.
You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.
Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
You enjoy sucking cock.

Pisces Feb.20
Mar.19 You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA.
You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power.
You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Aries Mar.20
Apr.18 You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads.
You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice.
You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with.
You are a PRICK!!

Taurus Apr.19
May19 You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-iveness because you never do anything right the first tiome.
Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed.
You are nothing but a fucking asshole.

Gemini May20
Jun.20 You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual.
You are inclined to expect too much for too little.
This means you are a cheap bastard.
Gemini's are notorious for thriving on Incest.

Cancer Jun.21
Jul.21 You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker.
You always keep putting things off.
This is why you will always be on welfare and wont be worth a shit.
Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

Leo Jul.22
Aug.22 You consider yourself a born leader.
Everyone thinks you are an idiot.
Most Leo's are bullies.
You are vain and can not tolerate criticism.
Your arrogance is disgusting.
Leo's are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.

Virgo Aug.23
Sept.21 You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your co-workers.
You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra Sept.21
Oct.22 You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
If you are male, you are probably QUEER.
Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.
Most Libre women are whores.
All Libra's die of venereal disease.

Scorpio Oct.23
Nov.21 The worst of the lot!!!
You are shrewd in business and can not be trusted.
You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.
You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Most Scorpio's are murdered.

Sagittarius Nov.22
Dec.20 You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck - since you have no talent.
The majority of Sagittarius's are drunks.
Nixon was a Sagittarous.
You are indeed a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn Dec.21
Jan.20 You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks.
You are basically a chicken-shit.
There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
You should kill yourself.

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Aquarius	Jan.21 Feb.19	You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. You enjoy sucking cock.
Pisces	Feb.20 Mar.19	You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Aries	Mar.20 Apr.18	You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with. You are a PRICK!!
Taurus	Apr.19 May19	You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-iveness because you never do anything right the first tiome. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a fucking asshole.
Gemini	May20 Jun.20	You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on Incest.
Cancer	Jun.21 Jul.21	You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare and wont be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Leo	Jul.22 Aug.22	You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and can not tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.
Virgo	Aug.23 Sept.21	You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra	Sept.21 Oct.22	You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably QUEER. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libre women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.
Scorpio	Oct.23 Nov.21	The worst of the lot!!! You are shrewd in business and can not be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered.
Sagittarius	Nov.22 Dec.20	You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck - since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius's are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarous. You are indeed a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn	Dec.21 Jan.20	You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.