Are You Addicted To The Net ?

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check
  your e-mail on the way back to bed.

 You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with
  Netscape Navigator 4.0 or higher."

 You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like
  you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

 You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
  for the free Internet access.

 Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours.
  You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your
  ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the
  modem. ...And you succeed.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
  word processor.com

 You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

 You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."

 All of your friends have an @ in their names.

 Your cat has its own home page.

 You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check
  it again.

 You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are,
  because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to
  ask.

 You tell the cab driver you live at
  "http://2755.prospect.garden/house/brick.html."

 You start tilting your head sideways to smile.