Aunt Britt is spectin' ta have a youngun in a month or so.

She's a sweet lady, but she shore can get loud! Folks say ya can hear Aunt Britt hollerin' over the sound of a train!

Poor ol' Uncle James has ta stick cotton in his ears sometimes ta keep from goin' def. His favrite snack is Vienni an' crackers. He likes ta take them ta work in a poke.

This is ma Aunt Mabel. Mabel's a church goin' woman an' don't take kindly ta the rest of us sippin' the moonshine.

She's always checkin' up on us an' stuff ta make shore we ain't been drinkin on the job.

Give a holler ta Uncle Johnny. He's real handy at fixin thangs. Uncle Johnny is a lotta fun, but he can be an orn'ry critter, 'specially when he gets ta drinkin. Then ya gotta look out fer that temper!