There are always things that a kitty must never do, and places a kitty must never hide. We will cover this very import aspect of the game also.
Never, ever, hide in a drawer or behind a drawer. Once that drawer is closed, you will be trapped, then the game is over.
The object is to fool the human, not the kitty. I once jumped into an open drawer, and my fafur came into the room, closed the drawer, and I was trapped. It took them forever to find me, my pitiful cries were muffled by the closed drawer. In fact he never did find me, I had to wait until meowmie came home from work. And she rescued me right away.
They looked outside, in the trees, under the house, on the porch. Never once thinking to look in the drawer under the bathroom sink. So remember kitties, never use a drawer as a hiding place.
Never hide in the oven. I tried that once also. Hiding in the oven is not a good thing. It is hot, and you can burn your little kitty paws, not to mention singe your pretty kitty tail that you are so proud of. The same can be said for Microwaves.
Cooking appliances are very bad things to hide in.
Never hide in the refrigerator. I have even tried that, and believe me, it is very unpleasant. It is cold and damp, the light goes out when you shut the door, really, it does. And there is not a lot of room inside the refrigerator to stretch out and get comfortable, too much junk in there. And they didn't make the refrigerator door so it can be easy for you to open from the inside. So never hide in the refrigerator.
Never hide in a sacred place. I once hid in a dollhouse that took my Meowmie three years to build. Of course I chewed on it, chomped on the little cedar shingles, knocked some of the furniture out onto the floor, sat on some of the other tiny furniture and, of course, broke them, and it wasn't all that comfortable to sleep in anyway. Meowmie actually yelled at me, can you imagine! So remember kitties, never, ever hide in a sacred place.
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