Pat Bialy

Your average teenager that lives in a very abnormal world, where his home town “the City” is under constant attack by grotesque fiends, mad scientists and big giant robots. Also present in the City is a grab bag of super and not-quite-so super heroes which fight for the continued safety and freedoms of the town’s fair citizens. Out of all the heroes, one stands out as Bialy’s icon – Chickenman!

Bialy attends high school and works a part time job at a gas station while getting shot down by any and all girls he’d ever get up the nerve to ask out… and that’s his simple, crappy life. Until he commits the unforgivable sin of being late to school…

Ghost Chicken

Cursed to be hell’s bounty hunter for all of eternity because Detective Mar caught him being late for school(and she also accused him of the two deadly sins #2: smoking); in the presence of all kinds of small annoyances at night(or day) Pat Bialy will transform into this ghastly being, mounted on his transformed pet chicken(also cursed) to judge guilty everything and anything that’s ever bothered him in the least.

Not exactly using his Rider’s powers the way Mar intended for him to, she’ll see to it that he pays for his insubordinates.

Zoro Flanigan

An alcoholic deadbeat that’s also a math teacher at the local high school. Spending much of his life hating life, he drags himself from his filthy couch to the school and back every day carried on by the willpower that maybe his miserable life can make someone else’s just as miserable.

Naturally terrible at what he does, which is teach, he can see to it that students suffer continually failing grades. He hates Bialy most of all, because he’s come way too close to passing Zoro’s class for comfort. In turn, Bialy sees Zoro as the biggest bastard in the world.

There was one night that Zoro was ready to just end it all and blow his brains out, but that night he took the long route home. On his way home, he found… a chicken costume. Looking at that costume, he just couldn’t stop grinning to himself. And when he picked up the head, he did something he hadn’t done in fifteen years… laugh happily.

Chickenman

The superhero alter ego of Zoro Flanigan; there are many regularly schedualed villains on his checklist of things to do. The Big Gulp Lady, Rotimus Prime, Tall Boy and Fatso Destructo to name a few of the freaks he deals with on a daily bases.

He’s a completely carefree and peace loving soul, the extreme polar opposite of his secret identity. Other superheroes that know him personally believe him to just be drunk and merry when he switches up attitudes to the happy Chickenman, but really he’s completely sober while crime fighting. The only time he drinks is when he has to take the suit off and reverts to his usual ill mood… the alcohol itself never having actually has anything to do with the way he acts.

Detective Mar

The snoopy and dreaded school dictator who hates two things more than anything – people skipping school, and smokers. She speaks with a half-lisp half-hiss due to the sheer level of evil she posses.

Also known for her horrifyingly fast and reckless driving tendencies, causing multiple vehicular homicides on her commute to and from the school – or anywhere she goes.

Marphisto Pheles

Satan incarnate; the true form of Detective Mar. Who else but Satan could run a high school at the top level of efficiently?

Wesley ALMIGHTY

A very lazy and raciest man at heart, he’s perfectly content to spend his days, months and years doing little more than browsing porn on the internet.

When tapped by God to be the savior of Earth he eventually finds within himself a great power… one which will allow him to do battle with God’s greatest enemy: Marphisto Pheles! …and subsequently her own personal bounty hunter: Ghost Chicken!

Will this saint-in-the-making prove to be the ultimate downfall of our hero?