Capitalist Commands! Copyright Michael Alan Ross 2004-2007. All rights reserved. (Suggestion: Sing to the music of Sloop John B.) (Chorus) So, lets try to understand Capitalist commands. Right is right and Left is unholy sin. Cant let them win, Cant let them win, We wont let them win cause its sin to let the Left win. Our profits are number one. Passing money from father to son, Dont let the IRS take it away. National health Steals all our wealth. We d have less money to defend USA. (Chorus) De-regulations two. Big government is through, Dont let the Justice lawyers break us apart. Thats subterfuge, Socialist rouge. Kills our business and breaks my capitalist heart. (Chorus) Power is number three. Only nepotism for me, Dont let persons merits determine jobs. It all depends, On helping friends. Theyll defend and protect me from plebeian mobs. (Chorus) Conforming is number four. We like rich more than poor, Token is the word for our Blacks and Gays. Right wing uptight, Need not be white. You too can join us in old-fashioned ways. (Chorus) Live well is number five. High profits help us survive, It is great that you continue to buy. Patriots know, To get more dough, American prices rise like good apple pie. (Chorus) Sportmanships number six. Losers should take their licks, Call all Presidential elections fair. Its not a great cost, To have many votes lost. There are less lost votes than voters who dont vote and dont care. (Chorus) Order is number seven. America is heaven, Business as usual is our way. A final decision, Provides clearer vision. Muddying waters with details can cause us dismay. (Chorus) Retributions number eight. Fear and trembling should be the fate, Of all who challenge our morality. Put them away, Where they cant say, Elections were stolen, not won by majority. (Chorus) Materialisms nine. Going to malls is always so fine, With dollars anything can be bought. Big boats and cars, Fine wine at bars. Who doesnt agree that poverty is so much rot. (Chorus) Governings number ten. The true power of the pen, Is enacting Right-wing bills into laws. All Leftists bills, Our voice-vote kills. Its fun being in power like our papas. (Chorus) Copyright Michael Alan Ross 2004-2007. All rights reserved.