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A: The one that didn't went to teen court and got his case dismissed.
A: Tall enough to see the judge.
A: The teen court lawyer, because the other two aren't real.
A: A tie on a white shirt.
from sewers, basements, parking lots, and roof tops. Rats by the hundreds are at his heels, and as he sees the San Antonio river at the end of the block, he panics and starts to run for it. But the squealing rats keep up, now not just hundreds but thousands, so that by the time he reaches the Bridge, a herd of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him. As he jumps up onto the bridge, he throws the bronze rat into the San Antonio River as far as he can. Pulling his legs up and clinging to the bridge, he watches as all the rats jump off the bridge and into the river, where they drown.
Although still frightened from the incident, he makes his way back to the antique shop. "Oh, so you're back for the rest of the story," says the lady. "No," says the teenager, "I was wondering if you have a bronze girl."
The Engineer said, "NOPE, it also said, before Adam and Eve, that God created the heavens and the earth. That required a lot of plans and engineering work, so engineers were here first."
A Teen Court Lawyer overheard their conversation and said, sorry you are both wrong. Lawyers were here before all that. If you read a little closer, it says that in the beginning there was confusion."
A. A vampire is already dead, and the Defendant could have been.
Impressed by this, the Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window.
This time the Russian is impressed, but then the Teen Court Jury tells them both that America has enough smokers and drinkers and then throws them both off the train.
The grandson and Teen Court Lawyer then said: " I helped thousands of teenagers with all of his money, but I still placed my personal check for the full amount in the coffin!"
A. Lucky for being smart enough to go through teen court.
A. His bad breath.
check to see if the man had a pulse before pronouncing him dead?
No, said the Coroner.
Did you check to see if he was breathing before
pronouncing him dead? No, said the Coroner.
Did you see if his eyes were dilated? No, said the Coroner.
So you're not really sure this man was dead at all were you, said the attorney? The Coroner replied, "His brains were sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know
he could have been you!
A: Go outside with the skunk!
Mary received an old parrot for her birthday, but it had a bad attitude and spoke profanity.
Mary tried to set a good example to change the bird's attitude by saying polite words and playing soft music. Nothing worked. Finally, out of desparation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer for a few moments . She could hear it making a lot of noise at first and then suddenly, it was quiet. Mary opened the freezer door and the parrot came out and said : "I'm sorry for my language and action and I hope you forgive me, but tell me what the chicken do?
What did one tonsil say to the other?
Get a good night's sleep. The doctor is taking us out tomorrow.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to fix it.
A woman reported that her husband was missing. When the policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 27 years old, 6 foot 2, had blue eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, soft-spoken, and loves the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is fat, 5 foot 3, rude, smokes cigars, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants that one
back?"
How do you catch a squirrel?
You hide in a tree and act like a nut.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with an cat?
An animal to lazy to talk.
A couple inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "child wanted for adoption". Next day, they received a thousand letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine".
A man was sitting on the couch watching tv when his wife hit him over the head with the newspaper.
"What was that for" he asked. " I found a note in your pants with the name Grace written on it!" she said.
"Oh, that's the name of the horse I bet on yesterday." "Oh that's okay then," she said.
A few days, his wife hit him over the head with the broom. "What was that for?"
"Your horse phoned last night!"
Three contractors were touring city hall when the mayor asked them what they did for a living. When they each replied that they were contractors the mayor asked them how much they would charge to repaint his office.
The first contractor measured the room and did some calculations and said I can do it for $600 -
$200 for materials, $200 for my crew, and $200 profit for me."
The next contractor took out his measuring tape, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this Job for $500- $200 for materials, $200 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Without going into the office, the third contractor said I can do it for, $1500.
The mayor asked him how he could charge so much when he didn't even measure the room. Easy, "$500 for me, $500 for you and we hire the second contractor."
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