BRANDON GRIMES has hair like a porn star from 1986. After numerous dismissals from institutions of higher learning and wasted months in various low-paying jobs that barely cover the rent, he's decided to put all of his eggs in one basket and stake out a place on the web with NO UGLY BABIES, and has enlisted the help of the best music journalist you've never heard of ...
LANE HEWITT grew up on a farm and looks like it. Following his controversial dismissal from Journalism school he fled to Bloomington, where he toils as a security goon at the Indiana University Art Museum and fermented grain specialist at Big Red Liquors. His CD collection is in a big pile on the floor.