BLONDE JOKES
THIS IS ONE BLONDE WHO CAN TAKE A JOKE (SOMETIMES, HAHA)!!!
Blonde Ladies, I didnt make them up, they were emailed to me
"Escape from Prison" ---11/99
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a
brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came
upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and
rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and
decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the
barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the
hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw
and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy
kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went,
"Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went,
"Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no
sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said,
"Potatoes".
1.What did the blonde say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?
... Thank you for the refill.
2.Why can't blonde's take coffee breaks?
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They are too hard to retrain.
3.How do you make a blonde's eye's sparkle?
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Shine a torch in her ear.
4, 5 and 6---I DIDNT UNDERSTAND. HAHA
7.What is a blonde's pick up line?
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I'm sooooooo drunk.
8.What is the mating call of a blonde?
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I think I'm drunk.
9.What is the mating call of a brunette?
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Is that damn blonde gone yet?
10.How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
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Unfertilised.
11 and 12
REALLY NASTY ONES
13. Why does a blonde have "T.G.I.F" on her shoes?
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Toes Go In First.
14.How does a blonde practise safe sex?
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She locks the car door.
15.TOO WIERD
16.How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex?
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She opens the car door
17.THIS ONE I THREW OUT..........NOT NICE......
18.How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
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There is liquid paper all over the screen.
19.What do blondes and computers have in common?
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You don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
20.What does a blonde say after really good sex?
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So, are all you guys on the same team?
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