Little green men who bounce on the bed. Little green men who laugh at the mouse. Little green men who rattle the door knob. Little green men who make a mess. Little green men who hide your clothes. Little green men who scare the cat. Little green men who play with your pencils. Little green men who move your wallet. Little green men who eat the last cookie. Little green men who hide the keys. Little green men who close the door. Little green men who sit on the floor. Little green men who love to play. Little green men who are here to stay. How many little green men do you have? -GLENN CASSON