Rest assured: when you arrive, your suite will be tailor-made to suit your needs, and will remain so for the duration of your stay - which will be an extended stay indeed.
The rooms will be wallpapered with fears dredged up from places in your mind far too deep for you to reach on your own. The hallways will be carpeted with rugs fashioned from only your finest and purest pains. Depending on your situation, these halls may stretch for miles, or they may be claustrophobically short, but they are guaranteed to lead nowhere.
Those who made you weep with joy when they finally disappeared from your life or from this Earth will be returning, trans-figured beyond monstrosity, to make you weep for entirely different reasons. They will reside alongside you, in your funhouses of shame, and your private cages, and your sitting rooms of searing, cutting, flaying, crushing, breaking.
And of course, the Cenobites will attend to all your worst needs.
No reservations are required. If you belong here, your room is waiting. Even if you do not belong, if you end up here by mistake, do not worry…we will make room. There is room for everybody here. The more, the better.