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Angelus Blade's *Quotes* Page
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Giles: "Into each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl, in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the..."
Buffy: "...the strength and skill to hunt the vampires, to stop the spread of evil, blah blah. I've heard it okay?"
-"Welcome to the Hellmouth"
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Giles: "A Slayer hunts vampires; Buffy is the Slayer; don't tell anyone. I think that's all the vampire information you need."
- "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
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Sid the Dummy: "I knew a Slayer in the '30s. Korean chick. Very hot. We're talking muscle tone. Man, we had some times."
- "The Puppet Show"
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Master: "So this is the Slayer. You're prettier than the last one."
- "Nightmares"
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Buffy: "Huh, check out these babies; goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality. What can I shoot?
- "Angel"
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Giles: "I'll research all the possibilities, ghosts included. Xander, if you're not doing anything, would you like to help me?"
Xander: "What, there's homework now? When did that happen?"
Buffy: "It's all part of the glamorous world of vampire slayage."
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Buffy: "If the apocalypse comes - beep me."
- "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date"
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Giles: "Some prophecies are a bit dodgy. They're mutable. Buffy herself has thwarted them time and again. But this is The Pergamum Codex. There is nothing in it that does not come to pass."
Angel: "Then you're reading it wrong."
Giles: "I wish to God I were. But it's very plain. Tomorrow night, Buffy will face the Master. And she will die."
Buffy: "So that's it huh? My time is up. I remember the drill. 'One Slayer dies, the next is called.' I wonder who she is. [To Giles] Will you train her? Or will they send someone else?"
Giles: "Buffy, I..."
Buffy: "Does it say how he's gonna kill me? [small voice] Do you think it'll hurt? [Angel goes to hug her] Don't touch me! Were you guys gonna tell me?"
Giles: "I was hoping I wouldn't have to. That there was some way around it."
Buffy: "Oh, I've got a way around it. I quit."
Angel: "It's not that simple."
Buffy: "I'm making it that simple! I quit! I resign! I'm fired! You can find someone else to stop the Master taking over."
Giles: "I'm not sure anyone else can. The signs all indicate-"
Buffy: "The signs? Read me the signs! Tell me my fortune! You're so useful, sitting here with all your books. You're really a lot of help."
Giles: "I don't suppose I am."
Angel: "I know this is hard..."
Buffy: "What do you know about this? You're never gonna die!"
Angel: "You think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just have to figure out a way-"
Buffy: "I already did. I quit remember? Pay attention!"
Giles: "Buffy, if the Master rises..."
Buffy: "I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't want to die."
- "Prophecy Girl"

Although this is an extremely long quote, I had to include it because when I saw it I thought it was unbelievably powerful. Imagine being told you will die. Scary, isn't it?
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Buffy: "There's something supernatural at work. Get your books. Look stuff up!"
Willow: "What are you going to do?"
Giles: "Get my books. Look stuff up."
- "The Pack"
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Buffy: "I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Buffy and you're...history."
- "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date"
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Buffy: "I think I speak for everyone here when I say 'Huh?'"
- to Giles in "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Xander: "Buffy, this is not about looking at a bunch of animals. This is about not being in class."
Buffy: "You know, you're right! Suddenly the animals look shiny and new."
- "The Pack"
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Xander: "We saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting..."
Willow: "It looked like the Heimlich. With stripes."
- "The Pack"
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Buffy: "Giles CARE. I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead! Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go 'Hmmmm.'"
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Buffy: [to the Master's bones] "Loser."
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Buffy: "Oh look, a bad guy."
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Buffy: "When he wakes up, tell him... I don't know. Think of something cool; tell him I said it."
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Buffy: "Destructo-Girl, that's me."
- "Teacher's Pet"
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Buffy: "Can you vague that up for me?"
- "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
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Angel: "Don't worry, I'm not here to eat."
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Angel: "If I can go a little while without being shot or stabbed, I'll be okay."
- "Angel"
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Xander: "You were checking out my neck! I saw that."
Angel: "No, I wasn't."
Xander: "Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Xander: "I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good."
- "The Harvest"
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Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
- "The Witch"
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Xander: "For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me."
- "The Witch"
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Giles: "The She-Mantis assumes the form of a beautiful woman and lures innocent virgins back to her nest."
Buffy: "Well, Xander's not a...I mean, he's probably..."
Willow: "Going to die!"
- "Teacher's Pet"
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Willow: "Once again I'm banished to the demon section of the card catalogue."
- "The Puppet Show"
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Willow: "So he's a good vampire. I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night and one being someone who's...not."
- "Angel"
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Willow: "About the spiders. Did you talk to Giles about..."
Xander: "Oh. The spiders. Willow's been kinda...what's the word I'm looking for...insane about what happened yesterday."
Willow: "I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, their sticky webs - what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Euuueueh."
- "Nightmares"
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Willow: "I'm not okay. I knew those guys. I go to that room every day. And when I walked in there...it wasn't our world anymore. They made it theirs. And they had fun."
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Willow: "Even I was bored. And I'm a science nerd."
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Buffy: "What on earth is her deal?"
Xander: "Oh, she's Willow."
- "Prophecy Girl"
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Buffy: "So, you like to party with the students? Isn't that kind of skanky?"
- [to Giles in] "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
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Xander: "He's like Super Librarian. Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon."
- "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date"
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Buffy: [to Giles] "The vid library. I know it's not books, but it's still dark and musty; you'll be right at home."
- "Teacher's Pet"
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Cordelia: "What?"
Giles: "I'm sorry...your hair."
Cordelia: "There's something wrong with my hair? Oh, My God." [exits]
Giles: "Xander was right. It worked like a charm."
- "The Puppet Show"
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Buffy: "See, this is a school, and we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was just a myth."
- "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date"
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Giles: "Ms. Calendar, I'm sure that your computer science class is fascinating, but I happen to believe that one can function in modern day society without being a slave to the idiot box."
Jenny: "That's TV. The idiot box is the TV. This is a good box."
Giles: "Well, I still prefer a good book."
- "I Robot, You Jane"
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Cordelia: "People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like the time I sort of ran over this girl with my bike, and it was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it all about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing!"
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Cordelia: "Being this popular is not just my right, but my responsibility, and I want you to know I take it very seriously."
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Xander: "Wendell, what is wrong with you? Don't you know that she is the centre of the universe, the rest of us merely revolve around her?"
Cordelia: "Why don't you revolve yourselves out of my light?"
- "Nightmares"
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Giles: "Do you know, I don't recall ever seing you here before."
Cordelia: "Oh, no. I have a life."
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Cordelia: [to Buffy] "God, what is your childhood trauma?"
- "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
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Jenny Calendar: [to Giles] "Wrong and wrong, snobby. You think the realm of the mystical is limited to ancient texts and relics? That bad old science made the magic go away? The divine exists in cyberspace same as out here."
- "I Robot, You Jane"
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Jenny Calendar: "That isn't where I dangle it."
- "I Robot, You Jane"
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Buffy: "That much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality matricide."
- "The Witch"
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Joyce Summers: "Try not to get kicked out."
- "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
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Jenny: "You here again? You kids really dig on the library, don't you?"
Buffy: "We're literary."
Xander: "To read English is makes our speaking English good."
- "I Robot, You Jane"
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Snyder: "There are no dead students here. This week."
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Buffy: "Well...I don't even like chocolates! Okay, so that was the lamest comeback of our times..."
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Cordelia: "It's awful to feel that lonely."
Buffy: "Oh, so you've read something about the feeling?"
Cordelia: "Hey, you think I'm never lonely 'cause I'm so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It's not like any of them really know me. I don't even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in the popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say."
Buffy: "If you feel so alone, why do you work so hard at being popular?"
Cordelia: "Well, it beats being alone all by yourself."
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Giles: "A vampire in love with the Slayer. That's rather poetic."
- "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
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Buffy: "Sorry, I'm an old-fashioned girl. I was raised to believe the men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies."
- "Some Assembly Required"
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Spike: "You know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them. Oh yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Oh, who am I kidding; I love to brag."
- "School Hard"
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Kendra: "Emotions are weakness, Buffy. You shouldn't entertain them."
Buffy: "Kendra, my emotions give me power. They're total assets."
- "What's My Line? Part 2"
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