What a ppview.
1. The corporation started things off. They said that NEMOS was very ill in the hospital and couldnt make it. They also stated that Dr.DRE could not make it because he was at the bedside of NEMOS. The eXtReMe belt is now vacant.
2. The 2 number 1 contestants for the eXtrEme belt, the BIG red machine and THe Mask!? battled it out for the 1st match. The big red machine was unbelievable and won with a hell fire and grimstone tombstone. The Big red machine is the new ETW eXtReMe champ.
3. Taboo and James Van Dam vs. Mowe and Phat was the 2nd match. The winners would advance to Pure Insanity, the next ppview extravaganza to face the NWO for the tag team belts. Mowe and Phat came out on top after repetetive splashes and finally the big sandwich on taboo.
4. The 3rd match was a special eXtreMe basketball match between Tom Ross & Bad Boy El Chico. After El Chico put the fuckmission on Ross, he picked up his cellular and called the Houston Rockets for some help! Good ol Peter Max & Maskah Killah are back! The Rockets beat the crap put of el chico and TOm Ross then fired him. Nobody really won this match because they both were really bad at b-ball and neither scored a point.
4. The 4th match saw Rt vs. Mark Madness for the new U.S.continent championship. The intercontinental belt has unified w/ the new U.S. belt. This match was brutal. But the ref seemed to be in cahoots with RT and in the end helped him win the match with a fast count on Madness. Rt is the new U.S.continent champ via small package. After the match Madness said that he was screwed once again and would come back sweet as hell?
5. And finally, it's time for the main event. THE most brutal, bloody, kinky, audacious, rambunctious, hactic, berated match of all time. It is now time for the barbed-wire match.
The ETW world's heavyweight champion, the TOOLman vs. the challenger DOODLE. It may have been even too extreme for ETW. These 2 combatants destroyed eachother. There was blood everywhere. Both men were busted open. Then after DOODle hit the Magnadoodle on the TOOlman into the barbed wire, The aNiMaL came running out w/ a bunch of his own goodies. He raised all hell on both the TOOLman and DOODLE. He even sent the TOOLman crashing through a table. Then when he felt that he was finished he left. The TOOLman and DOODLE kept fighting until DOODLe was just covered with the barbed wire and the TOOLman covered him for the pin. The TOOLMAn regains his belt.
What a great ppview
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